After reading yet another blog by wondergirl SJP tooting her own horn about her pick of the Heat at even money in the Eastern Conference Finals - not to mention yet another dig at DRose - I've decided to put together a blog which has everything SJP's lacks.

If you're looking for...

Ridiculous comments - please visit SJP's blog.  She'll drop a bomb on you - something like the Hawks were "the better team" in the Bulls/Hawks seris.

Anti-Bulls drivel.  Look, I'm not sure if DRose spurned SJP at a club - or if he cut her off in traffic.  Either way, SJP has an unehalthy obsession with the current NBA MVP.  In fact, I considered calling the police to go and check out her home - as I'm pretty sure there would be some sort of Ray Finkle anti-shrine to DRose - with SJP mumbling Laces OUT, Laces OUT while she works on her artwork.  Either way, it's clear she lacks objectivity - so in truth, she's no better than the thousands of bloggers who claim to write without having an agenda, only to continue beating the same dead horse...

Pictures that try to make the blogger look "hot" with pouty smiles a la some cheap european model, then by all means, go visit the shameless self promoter known as SJP.


If you want...

Actual objective analysis - you stay with Keyser.  I don't have an agenda.  My local team is the Raps - and I have no illusions that they'll EVER be good - so I can look at other teams without letting my personal bias get in the way.  I've also never been rejected by DRose, so I won't go on and on and on about how he's not really that good.  And I won't claim that the Hawks are a better team than the overachieving Bulls (like some people).

Remember, Keyser has your best interests at heart.

You've been warned.

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