Books continue with their standup routine this week

San Francisco +3....do they really think we didn't see Auburn play Vandy just yesterday. Come on fellas.

Arizona -1....You saw New Orleans @home against San Fran

Denver -3.5....Ditto

Joke of the Day
Cincinatti +17......You may have seen Hawaii v. Fresno last night. Or you may have just watched the Skins tear up this pass defense last week. Chad Johnson, Housh, and Henry plus Carson are a bit of a step up from Santana and crew. Do we really think that all this talent is just going to score 7 points a game?

THe books didn't start with their stand up routine until 4 today

These jokes are funny haha but not Laugh out loud funny
Minny +3, and Pitts +5

gl everyone

No Fat Chicks!!!! And by fat chicks I mean overrated teams with inflated lines

Still trying to recover from the 5k bet the refs in the Utah / oregons st refs owe me. I had Pitt and OSU ML parlayed 200 to 5500. Was starting to spend it in my mind. Somehow lost. Don't remember the rest of the night and was still drunk until 8pm last night. I got schooled by Cinci last night. The freshman qb turned out to be pretty good. On to today.

Today I'll be betting against the Mopeds. Everythings all good until you get caught riding them. Except PSU. This team is full of criminals but the motherfuckers can play. Mean cats these guys.

On to today's games.
Dogs to love
TexAM+25...remember Denver!!! Ok St. 37 Tex AM 37(winner is a toss up)
Florida +25...Florida has scored 30 or less the last 3 weeks, (FLor 28- Ark 24 )Arkansas sucks but Florida isn't as good as Bama or Texas right now

PSU -14 @Purdue...This team is for real. Do not forget how talented a senior class these guys. 22 year old studs vs. less talented kids is always a mismatch. PSU 49- Purdue 24

Stanford +7 @ ND...Stanford is ready to turn it on. THey've showed flashes. On the other hand ND is coming off a huge win for their program. I doubt Clausen can put together two great games back to back. That big corn fed mother fucker that Stanford loves to hand the ball off to is going to have a huge day. Trees 31 Jesus Freaks 24

Utah vs. Oregon St. (aka Redskins vs. Cowboys 9/28)

You saw it. This is the same situation. Account for college scoring being higher and you get final score of about 30-28 in Oregon st. favor.

Oregon St.'s rep is suffering from a terrible showing in August against Stanford similar to Redskins dismal preseason while, they lost while looking terrible to a legitimate contender on the road similar to the way the skins lost to the Giants in  week 1.

Meanwhile Utah has feasted on the overrated while winning all he games they were supposed to win. This is similar to the cowboys leading up to last sunday's game.

Now they have to play a team that has found an identity at a time when everyone is doubting their legitmacy.

Take Oregon St. to the bank.

Dog spreads are for pussies.

I have Oregon St. in a 3 team ML parlay with Pitt and marshall(tomorrow)

gl everyone

Some dogs go to heaven

In this case heaven is the aszzzman's 3 team ml dog parlay.

Cincinnati U at Marshall (Moneyline) Marshall +140 Oregon St at Utah (Moneyline) Oregon St +380 Pittsburgh U at So Florida (Moneyline) Pittsburgh U +500
Bet Amount: $90.00 Bet Payout: $6220.80 Time Placed: Oct 1, 2008 4:23 PM

South Florida has no George Selvie, and Pittsburgh is going to run it all day with two talented running backs...which isn't exactly S. Florida's strength. Groethe better be on top of his game.

Utah-11 against an Oregon St. team that still has some gas in its tank. These guys decided to get their shit together after Penn St. pushed it in for them.

Marshall +3 at home against not Mark D'antoni's Cincinatti Bearcats.  What the hell, I needed a third team. So I asked my chick to blow me. She told me "go with hell" cuz she's foreign and gets all the sayings wrong. I took it as a sign. Been to w.virginia and its as close to hell as I've been. So I'm going to "go with hell".

gl everyone
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Linesmaker error in tonights game.

Books are calling us dumb to our face

Washington +11 and other funny jokes linesmakers are telling these days