Posted Friday, July 22, 2011 09:33 PM
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, and then goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!
BE STRONG HONEY "I LOVE YOU"
His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we have any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
BE STRONG HONEY "I LOVE YOU"
Posted Tuesday, July 19, 2011 07:37 PM
Jericho Scott, a littler leaguer from New Haven, CT is not allowed to pitch anymore because he throws to hard ! The PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICIA has reared its ugly head once again. No doubt the NORTH is well ahead of the SOUTH. If Jericho were in Louisiana he would be embraced, not just allowed to pitch in his age group but incouraged to throw even harder ! Hone his skill, get better, cause one day the LSU Tigers will come calling ! But not in CT, its not fair, he's to good, the other kids don't have a chance. What lessons are you idiots teaching these other kids ? I'll tell you, "when the going gets tough, quit, pack it in, don't show up, don't even try, cause its not fair" !
This kind of chit makes me sick to my stomach, Mothers and Fathers who can't control themselves at their kids games, telling the coach off because their kid isn't playing enough, and now this garbage ! He may hurt my kid if he hits him with the ball. My advice, DON'T LET HIM PLAY, HE'S GOING TO GET HIT, ITS NOT IF, ITS WHEN, YOU IDIOT, ITS PART OF THE GAME ! For Gods sake, you better not let him ride a bicycle, he might get in a wreck, or walk down the sidewalk, he may get run over.
I can say this, I'm sure glad I'm not a kid in todays world !!
This was a few years ago .......
Posted Saturday, August 21, 2010 09:27 PM
Looking good against a so & so Houston team I guess, but Chase is looking good, Bush looks like he's finally learned something, P Thomas, what can you say !! Defense looks fair, causing turnovers is key ! The odds are against them even making the playoffs I know ?
Barring any key injuries will they make the playoffs is the question ??
Posted Saturday, July 31, 2010 04:21 PM
Berkman, 34, is expected to assume everyday duties as the Yankees' designated hitter !
Posted Sunday, December 27, 2009 08:32 PM
Saints peaked 2 early IMO. If you can't beat Tampa @ home, just who are you gonna beat in the playoffs?? Don't get me wrong I haven't given up on the Saints, I just don't see the fire anymore. They had every reason to win this game today, the #1 seed and home field advantage thru-out the playoffs ! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TAMPA FREAKING BAY !! Very disappointing ..... Now we have to travel to Carolina and play the RED HOT PANTHERS ! Who here thinks the Saints will win that one ?? The Saints have broken our hearts so many times, will this be another season of disappointment .......
Posted Saturday, December 19, 2009 10:13 AM
I WENT TO SCHOOL AT LSU AND LIVE IN BATON ROUGE BUT I'M NO HOMER WHEN IT COMES TO GAMBLING.
LSU HAS A PATHETIC OFFENSE AND THEIR D DOESN'T SHOW UP ALL THE TIME.
NO WAY I SEE LSU COVERING THIS GAME, UNER 43.5 DOES LOOK GOOD TO ME.
IS ANYONE HERE BETTING THIS GAME / OR PICKING LSU TO COVER? GLTA
PENN ST 24
Posted Sunday, August 23, 2009 10:38 AM
Why? He retires and changes his mind, so what! He held the Packers hostage for years, so what! Let me ask a few questions; could it possible be that the man
LOVES THE GAME? Loves the competition, could that be it? Maybe?
Could the money have something to do with his return? Sure, the man is not the QB he use to be, he doesn't have to be
either, manage the game is all he has to do. With AP in the backfield
and that great defense, who wouldn't want to be the quarterback for the
I write this post not being a huge fan of
Brett's, just a guy who loves football and loves to watch athletes
play, athletes that LOVE THE GAME. You can say a lot of things about
Brett Favre but you can't say he doesn't love the game!! Bottom line, the man is a WINNER!