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Woods Wreck Facts

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Posted Friday, November 27, 2009 07:51 PM   53 comments
They said he was released from the hospital with minor cuts and bruises. Obviously not serious. The funny part about the whole story comes in when they talk about his wife and what she did. They said she broke the back window out with a golf club and pulled all 6ft 230lbs of man child T. Woods out of his car a couple reports  I read said his car was all dinged up like hail had hit it also. My theory is Woods and his wife got in a fight about him wanting to go out at 2am probably to see some hooker girl of his that she knows about they were probably both drinking and she decided to chase him down the driveway all while pummeling the shit out of his SUV with his favorite 90 degree sand wedge while also busting out several windows which in turn probably caused him to crash that and im sure he was drunk as shit.  First off some 110 lb 5ft 8in. swedish chick isnt pulling woods big ass out of any car just sounds like a cover up for a fucked up marriage and a super star who cant keep his shit str8. Im sure some cops and doctors along with woods neighbors all got an early christmas presents from the billionaire to keep this shit hush hush you heard it hear first so when this shit starts getting released...
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elithepunk says:
11/27/09 08:08PM
you sir, are right on
kdoggflog01 says:
11/27/09 08:17PM
you sir are a dumbass... just because your life is fucked up doesn't mean you have to reflect that on those stars who have better lives than you do.
JEFFMARKETCAP says:
11/27/09 08:37PM
I agree with you.  Something doesn't add up.
ICAPSports says:
11/27/09 08:37PM
no doubt in my mind that is almost exactly what happened
ClubDirt says:
11/27/09 08:42PM
you don't need to brreak the window to get a guy out of a car in a wreck where the air bags don't even deploy.  
Rockdog says:
11/27/09 08:49PM
I don't think his wife will be sad or mad if he leaves her.  She will be the richest female in the whole wide world. 

On a side note, Woods should hire Stevie Williams as his driver and bodyguard. haha
ICAPSports says:
11/27/09 09:01PM


I am 100% sure that Tiger has an airtight prenup
ClubDirt says:
11/27/09 09:05PM
all it typically takes is a 20 mph crash or less for the air bags to go off.  why would the guy be passed out just outside of his driveway after crashing into a fire hydrant at less than 20 mph?
JEFFMARKETCAP says:
11/27/09 09:32PM
I'm sure he does too.  No way a hot chick like that would go out with him if he didn't have all that money.  HE knows that.
3rdpig says:
11/27/09 09:35PM
K dogg what  the fuck is he doing out at 230 am the morning after TDAY...
kdoggflog01 says:
11/27/09 10:20PM
Smoking joints with his homie mark o'meara.
dillon24 says:
11/27/09 11:48PM
he's only a man,, i hope tiger gets the best weed
andarmac99 says:
11/28/09 01:35AM
Looking like a good call.
TheGoldenGoose says:
11/28/09 01:55AM

"Hello, Mr Woods, this is ONSTAR, are you OK?  We've detected
a blond psycho pounding your vehicle with a pitching wedge".
pjrez says:
11/28/09 02:22AM

weathersharp says:
11/28/09 06:04AM
In an out of consciousness after hitting a fire hydrant ?

"Seriously injured" according to initial law enforcement account??

No airbag deployment.   Yep somethings not right here. 

Some of those homes may have security cameras.  Including what happened in Tigers driveway 


jackdfan says:
11/28/09 07:31AM
We'll get some kind of bullshit report from Nike about this.......

"Even though they've had a child before, somehow, even with a nanny, Woods family ran out of baby food, and Tiger decided, at great peril to himself (it was dark, by the way) to go out and get the baby food. Having never driven his own vehicle before, Tiger was unawre of all the complicated things that comprised his Caddy SUV-the gas pedal, brakes, steering wheel, and those related to engaging the vehicle, are not normally known to Tiger, who saves his best drives using the Nike Sumo driver and Platinum One golf balls. Tiger also had a case of 'the flu' and had injested, maybe, a little bit of NyQuil. Please remember that we have said alcohol has not been a part of the accident. I believe we've said this several times. Also, Tiger may have had an allergic reaction to a non-narcotic pain medication which is so similar to synthetic aspirin, we don't know why we're even letting you know this, just that even you could by it over the counter at your local drugstore. Please remember that we are telling you, 13 hours later, that this is a minor accident. People go in and out on conciousness all the time, about as often as they lie down on a street. And, in a related matter, we also believe that the dog ate Tigers' homework"
elithepunk says:
11/28/09 08:01AM


here comes the good stuff
Rockdog says:
11/28/09 08:18AM
Am I the only one that thinks Woods' wife is average looking?

Damn, it looks like the bitch punch him in the nose and lip, that's how he got a bloody nose and lip.    God knows what she was going to do with the golf club.

Well, if this happens again,  I hope Woods beat the shit out of her and dump her on the street. Enough said.
cacabware says:
11/28/09 09:13AM

 

(i believe we have found tiger's mistress)

cacabware says:
11/28/09 09:15AM

 

you obviously don't have too many friends,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

tim1604 says:
11/28/09 10:00AM
something smells fishy
Godfather16 says:
11/28/09 11:03AM

Tiger may have a nice pre-nup, but this "skank" will still be entitled to about half of his earnings the last few years when they were married, and then she will need alimony for a few years, because she will have to maintain the same lifestyle, right? Should be many millions anyways, and depends on how good her lawyer is too....

umgmu says:
11/28/09 11:47AM

Tiger is obviously not the 'family' man that he 'pretends ' to be .

The wife may indeed be a kook, and may have cheated on him for all we know.

However, at 2:30 am the morning , there was either a fight(likely) that probably  resulted because the wife knows about his mistress.

Married 33 yo guys aren't usually running the streets. When they are, scenarios like this occur.

 

 

gutcheck says:
11/28/09 11:51AM
You guys are like a bunch of women, who freaking cares? Do you watch the View for the latest gossip?
cacabware says:
11/28/09 01:17PM

 

I do,,,I normally like to start my day by jerking off to whoopi goldberg. 

JEFFMARKETCAP says:
11/28/09 01:42PM
SHe does look like a lunatic.
pitbullowner says:
11/28/09 04:00PM

 Sound like a bunch of little bitches

gers says:
11/28/09 04:19PM

What is the big deal if Tiger is porking other broads on the side.

gers says:
11/28/09 04:21PM

ClubDirt says:
11/28/09 07:26PM

sure, he has to get with his lawyers,publicist, agent and whoever else to get his story right.
bobcat26 says:
11/28/09 10:54PM
From what I understand, since this was a traffic incident, by law he doesn't even have to talk with the police. If that's the case, and I was Tiger, I'd sit this little pow-wow with cops out. And his hot headed swedish wife needs to take a LONG vacation back home.  
ICAPSports says:
11/29/09 12:11AM
accidents and hospital visits do not require police interviews......apparently there was a 911 call, that will do it
ICAPSports says:
11/29/09 12:11AM
I should say....accidents that are not reported to the police
umgmu says:
11/28/09 06:25PM

I could care less what Tiger does with/without his wife.. it's his life.. I was merely giving a plausible scenario for the incident.

FYI- the Woods' meeting with police officials was postponed til Sunday ..

umgmu says:
11/28/09 09:14PM
yes sir Clubdirt
jmw59 says:
11/29/09 10:13AM
They are both avoiding the press like the plague.  no doubt booze was involved but it has surfaced that she accuses him of boinking somebody else.
jmw59 says:
11/29/09 10:14AM
the local pigs have also tried to interview them with no luck
jackdfan says:
11/28/09 11:55PM
I think the police wanna talk with you if they take you to a hospital.........
cowboydave says:
11/29/09 11:58AM


I will give you this, at least if you start your day this way there's nowhere to go but up.
Spitfire15 says:
11/28/09 08:05PM
oops, didn't see this before I posted my response in 'TIGER IN WRECK'

Nice detective work
gutcheck says:
11/29/09 11:04AM

Here you go, you can get all the latest gossip here:

http://omg.yahoo.com/

http://www.tmz.com/

gutcheck says:
11/29/09 11:39AM

What are you talking about???

 

gutcheck says:
11/29/09 11:39AM

What are you talking about???

 

cacabware says:
11/29/09 11:17AM

 

The names GUTCHECK. 

 I played football back when there was no such thing as pads,,,

when i was in 'Nam---i used to kill charlie with my bare hands---and than lick their buttholes just because i was hungry,,,,,,,,

i used to walk 16 miles on my hands just to make to school (my feet had too many blisters),,,,,,,,

when waiters ask me "how I like my steak"--- I tell those bastards "still moo-ing"---nah--fuck that---i tell them "i'll run out and kill it myself" 

Nobody's as tough as gutcheck,,,,,,NOBODY. 

cacabware says:
11/29/09 03:06PM

 

with all due respect captain john,,,,,,,,,,,FUCK THE POLICE. 

cacabware says:
11/29/09 03:07PM

 

 

sorry guy,,,,you kinda remind me of the "covers chuck norris",,,my bad. 

cacabware says:
11/29/09 03:09PM

apologies captainjohn,,,,i'm 5 hours in of boozing,,,,i read that wrong,,,,I agree 100% with your post. 

SugarDkDaddy says:
11/29/09 11:00AM

The bumper has a trigger point in the center of the front bumber. If it is not hit there, the airbags will not deploy unless the hit is forceful enough to set off the trigger point.

captjohn67 says:
11/29/09 03:32PM
cacabware...no problem...i'll drink one with you    
TorontoJoey says:
11/28/09 08:01PM
mightiestmojo says:
11/29/09 09:05AM

? So what's your theory? And if you're not curious about this sh*t you don't watch TV, look at headlines, or even go online. Our culture bombards us with stuff about the "star's" lives. I'm not a golf fan at all but this is reeking of coverup and I do want to know what happened. 
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