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Posted Friday, October 16, 2009 03:53 PM

Friday's NHL Picks

Edmonton Oilers -131 over Minnesota ML
 
Minnesota is 0-4 on the road this season.  Edmonton could easily be 4-0 at home if it weren't for those last minute goals vs. the Flames.  I'm thinking Edmonton will win tonight.


Posted Wednesday, October 14, 2009 03:32 PM

Is Trinidad and Tobago worth it?

Both Mexico and T&T have nothing to play for
 
T&T are at home, and they have been decent at home during qualifying. 
 
With the exception of that one win in Costra Rica, Mexico have been bloody horrible on the road this round and last round
 
Trinidad and Tobago straight out win +594
 
Should I?


Posted Wednesday, October 14, 2009 02:54 PM

CFL Week 16 Thoughts and Pick

Edmonton at Toronto +4.5

 

Why the hell do the bookmakers keep making Edmonton favorites by more than 3 points week after week?  In their last 9 games Edmonton’s largest margin of victory has been by 4 points, and on the road all season their largest margin is 5.  This is a team that doesn’t know how to win convincingly anymore.  I know the Argos are a horrible 1-9 in their last 10 games but if you look at their play at home they are very competitive.  4 of their last 5 home games this season have been close and have gone down to the wire.  The only exception was 2 weeks ago vs. Montreal and you can’t blame them for that, because Montreal has been bulldozing their way to victory vs. everybody the last month.  All the numbers point to a close game between these 2 teams, so I’ll take the Argos +4.5.

 

Saskatchewan at Calgary –3.5

 

Saskatchewan’s been a mystery on the road this season, especially in BC where they are now 0-2, however they did win their last game in Calgary in week 5.  Just a very hard team for me to read.  Calgary on the other hand haven’t played this poorly since starting the season 0-2.  Two weeks ago they won a 1 point game at home vs. Hamilton, th... [More]

Posted Monday, October 05, 2009 03:17 AM

NFL Week 5 Sour Rankings

Power rankings are so repetitive and boring, everybody’s got one.  So instead of power rankings and posting my ‘Sour Rankings’ for week 5.  That’s right, the cream of the crap.  Here are a list of the 10 worst NFL teams after week 4 (Note: I also included some fun facts about teams off bye weeks, try to spot the one fake fact)

 

10. Buffalo Bills (1-3) – much like last year, you looked good in the beginning and now after your date in Miami you’ve come back down to earth.  You’re officially now on notice.

 

9. Tennessee Titans (0-4) – I always knew you were phonies.  I cut you some slack the first 3 weeks cause of your close results and tough schedule.  But your 20 point loss in Jacksonville was the final straw.

 

Bye week fun fact: Over the last 3 years teams coming off a bye week who play a team that are not off a bye week, win SU & ATS 63% of the time

 

8. Detroit Lions (1-3) – You won last week, but you still have issues.  Your not lower on the list because the opponents you’ve lost to have been tough.

 

7. Caroli... [More]

Posted Tuesday, September 29, 2009 09:12 PM

CFL Week 14 Thoughts and Pick

Edmonton at Winnipeg +5

 

In order for Edmonton to cover this game they must win by 6 points.  So how many games have the Eskimos won by 6 points this season…….one, and it wasn’t on the road.  Yep, the only 6+ point win was at home vs. Montreal in week 5 and given how good Montreal has been this season you have to think that Montreal’s level of play in that game had more to do with this loss than Edmonton’s level of play.  So given this fact you would think Winnipeg should cover this week right?  Think again.  Winnipeg did win vs. the worst team in the CFL last week, but they’re still haunted by all their bad home field results before that game.  45 point loss to Saskatchewan….27 point loss to Montreal…14 point loss to Toronto….I’m not yet convinced that this team has officially turned around their home field woes.  Winnipeg also have not won 2 games in a row this season.

 

Saskatchewan at BC –1.5

 

I think Saskatchewan will win this one, but I won’t put any money on it.  Saskatchewan continues to be one of the best road teams in the league this year, but I still don’t know how they lost that game in BC in week 6, after they won in Calgary the week before.  The Lion... [More]

Posted Tuesday, September 29, 2009 03:46 AM

Things that make you go hmmmmmm......

So i'm on yahoo.com looking at the probable pitchers for tuesday.  I look at the right side of the screen and see a banner link  advertisement for a sports handicapping/consulting site run by Brandon Lang.  As a way to get the readers attention, the ad also brags about the fact that his life was documented in the movie 'Two for the Money'.
 
If you didn't see the movie 'Two for the Money' let me give you a quick recap....
 
A guy joins a sports consulting firm and starts out picking a lot of winners.  As times goes on his luck runs out and starts picking a lot of losers.  As a result of his recent bad luck his world around him starts to crumble.   He loses a shitload of money, his personal relationships are screwed up, and his bosses personal life is on the brink of ruins.  At the end he lets it all ride on one game, a game he picked by flipping a coin.  During the game he literally walks out on the firm not knowing if he had won or lost his final bet. (he won).
 
My question to you is this.  Given what happened to him during the movie (losing picks and flipping coins)  would you really want to pay for this guys advice?
 
hmmmmmmmm......


Posted Wednesday, September 23, 2009 01:48 PM

CFL Week 13 Thoughts and Pick

Montreal at Hamilton +4

 

Hamilton have now won 5 in a row at home and are rolling along nicely.  Montreal should be their toughest home field test the season since they started their win streak back in week 3.  Montreal have the best record in the CFL but their road play has been inconsistent.  They got off to a good start away from home with good wins in Calgary and Saskatchewan, but their last 3 road games have been up and down.  In week 5 they lost badly to an Edmonton team, which was not playing well at the time.  Two weeks later they won nicely vs. Winnipeg, then after their Bye week lost in BC.  Then last week at home they dominated Winnipeg in a game which I thought Winnipeg would make a little more competitive given that the Al’s were as strong at home in the previous 2 home games vs, BC and Saskatchewan, but apparently not.   Montreal is 10-1 in their last 11 meetings against the Ti-Cats.  Don’t know which Montreal team will show up, so I’ll lay off this one.

 

BC at Calgary –8

 

With the exception of one game in Hamilton in week 5, BC’s been a very competitive road team this season.  They’ve won in Edmonton and Toronto, and lost close games in Saskat... [More]

Posted Wednesday, September 16, 2009 06:01 PM

Does anyone understand that stupid Coke commerical?

You know the one
 
The one with the eye and tounge arguing with each other.  Then the brain comes in tells them both that they're going to make them "eat dirt" and "wear the onion sombrero all day long"
 
I don't get it


Posted Wednesday, September 16, 2009 04:45 PM

Week 12 CFL Thoughts and Picks

Calgary at Hamilton +4

 

Hamilton wins at home and Calgary plays nothing but close games on the road lately, so with the line at +4 for the home team, I’m going with the Ti-cats here.  Hamilton has won 4 in a row at home, and a couple of those games were vs. teams coming off good road victories.  Calgary may or may not win this game straight up, but their last 3 road games have been close.  They’ve won and lost close games in Edmonton over the last month and won a close 3 point game in Toronto after their bye week.  

 

Toronto at BC –7.5

 

BC’s played good the last 2 games vs. Montreal but can they keep it up….don’t know.  If the team that showed up vs. Montreal and Saskatchewan comes to play then they can cover the 7.5 easily.  If they team that showed up vs. Winnipeg and Calgary comes to play, probably not.  Bottom line, BC’s very inconsistent at home.  Toronto’s lost 2 in a row on the road.  Both of those losses came against good home teams like Montreal and Hamilton, both have a combined home record of 9-0 in their last 9 home games.  The Argo’s have proven that vs. the right team or situation that they are capable of winning on the road like they did... [More]

Posted Wednesday, September 09, 2009 03:05 PM

CFL Week 11 Thoughts

Hamitlon at Toronto +1   The bookmakers were bang on with this line.  Hamilton have lost 3 in a row on the road while the Argos have haven't won at home in over a year, but despite their poor road and home records, those numbers are a bit misleading.  If you look at Toronto's last 3 home losses dating back to week 5, all 3 games were close and were decided in the final minute.  Hamilton's last 2 road losses were also close vs Edmonton and Saskatchewan, so it's not a far fetched theory to suggest that this game will probaby end up close as well.  Toronto is 9-1 at home vs Hamilton in their last 10 home meetings.   Calgary at Edmonton +2   Another good line by the bookmakers when you consider that 4 out the the last 5 games have been decided by 3 points or less (the other game was within 5).  Calgary's last 2 road games were decided by 3 points, while Edmonton's last 2 home games were also close, so a close game here again isn't out of the question.  Calgary's road play is dependent on the level of their opponent this season.  They win vs. slumping teams like Toronto and BC and lost vs. Edmonton and Winnipeg (coming off a good week 1 game).  Edmonton's been pretty good at home this season going 4-1 so expect another tough challenge for the Stamps this week.   BC at Montreal -10   Much like Calgary, BC on the road will play to the level of their opponent (except in Edmon... [More]

Posted Sunday, September 06, 2009 10:23 PM

CFL Labour Day Thoughts

Toronto at Hamilton
Toronto's a bad team (1-6 in their last 7), and Hamilton's a good team at home winning their last 3.  But for some reason Toronto really seems to have Hamilton's number especially in Hamilton on Labour Day.  I know that Toronto's team isn't as good now as it has been in previous years and Hamilton a much better team now than they were in the past, but that horrible week 1 loss at home vs. Toronto is still lingering over me.  If I told you that Hamilton would be playing Toronto, BC, Edmonton, and Winnipeg at home and they were only going to lose to one of these teams, Toronto would be that last team on the list....but they did.   The -5 line also looks a bit nasty as well so if you're going to pick Hamilton, play with caution.
Edmonton at Calgary
This will only be the 4th road game of the season for the Eskimos.  They've have a pretty wobbley time on the road this season losing bad in Montreal, playing bad in Saskatchewan (but winning), then playing good in Hamilton (but losing).  At home this season, Calgary has mostly played to their level of their opponent, winning vs. under .500 teams like Winnipeg and Toronto, and losing vs. decent competitive teams like Montreal and Saskatchewan.  I'd like to say that you should pick Calgary, because they're the home team, it's Labour Day, and Labour Day games are a big deal in the CFL.  But recently Calgary doesn't have a dominant history over that past 6 years of winning at home vs. Edmonton like BC does... [More]

Posted Tuesday, August 18, 2009 02:24 AM

Week 8 CFL thoughts

CFL has usually been an easy sport for me to cap, but the last 2 seasons have been rough for some reason.  Oh well, got to keep plugging away I guess.   Saskatchewan at Montreal -12   Sask. has been a very inconsistent team the last few weeks.  3 weeks ago the scored a victory in Calgary vs. a hot Stampeder team, then lost by 2 touchdowns the next week in BC vs. a weak Lion team.  Then last Sunday they played an excellent 1st half of football vs Hamilton, then almost blew it in the 2nd half.  On the other side one thing that hasn't been inconsistent is Montreal's play.  Yea, they had one stinker in Edmonton, but other than that, they've been pretty solid, winning all their games by 13 points or more.    12 points might look a little scary, but Montreal at home have won all 3 games by 13 or more points, while Saskatchewan have lost 2/3 games by 15+ points (including a 33 point loss at home vs. Montreal) so a 12+ point victory is certainly possible.  Montreal is 5-1 in their last 6 home meetings vs. Saskatchewan.   Winnipeg at BC -7.5   Winnipeg's has been playing bad football the last 5 weeks posting a 1-4 record.  Their only win was in Toronto 3 weeks ago and they were kinda of lucky because Toronto had 7 turnovers in that game so realistically speaking Winnipeg should probably be 0-4 on the road.  BC's been too inconsistent for me ... [More]

Posted Monday, August 03, 2009 08:04 PM

Week 6 CFL Thoughts

Toronto Argos at Montreal Al's -13   As I expected, Toronto's 14 point win in Winnipeg in week 4 did not interpret itself into a home field win in week 5.  Too much inconsistency from this Argo team on the road for me to fade or ride them.  14 point win in Winnpeg.....good.  35 point loss in Calgary.....bad.  13 point win in Hamilton....good.  What happens in Montreal....don't know.  That might be dependent on which Montreal team shows up this week.  Will Montreal bounce back from last week's clusterfuck in Edmonton?  Or could be the beginning of a downward trend?   Saskatchewan Roughriders at BC Lions -1   Based on the first 5 weeks it seems like Saskatchewan is a far better team on the road than they are at home.  Despite 2 losses at home vs. Montreal and Edmonton, the Rougies have had 2 very good road performances in Toronto and Calgary resulting in a 2-0 road record.  BC is the worst team in the CFL and are 0-2 at home.  Lions lost the first game vs Hamilton in week 2 then got blown out in week 4 vs. Calgary by 38 points.  This looks like the easiest game on the schedule this week as as betting on a Sask. win.  Of course I also thought that Winnipeg was an easy victory vs Toronto in week 4 and well......   Edmonton Eskimos -1 at Hamilton Ti-Cats   After their week 1 bad loss, the Ti-Cats are playing much better football, especia... [More]

Posted Monday, July 27, 2009 05:07 PM

Week 5 CFL Thoughts

Montreal Al's -5 at Edmonton Eskimos
After 1 month of play Montreal is by far the class of the league, with everyone else being a distant 2nd.  Of course when your betting on a team off to this good of a start you kinda worry about when or if this team is going to take their foot off the gas pedal soon.  However with the line being at just -5 it seems like this should be somewhat of a safe bet.  Montreal have won all 4 of their games by 13 points or more this season.
Despite winning in Saskatchewan last week, Edmonton still has a lot of issues.  They're only a .500 team so far, but even that winning percentage is a  bit flattering.  Their first win at home vs. Winnipeg was by the skin of their teeth and last week they fell behind 22-0 early before they came back to win.  And then of course there are the 2 bad losses vs. Montreal and BC by a combined margin of 52 points.  
Plainly put, Montreal is a better football team playing better football right now, so I'll go with the Al's this week.
BC Lions -3 at Hamilton Ti-Cats
After a bad start, the Ti-Cats seem to be playing a lot better in their last 3 games vs. BC, Winnipeg, and Montreal.  Hamilton's off to a better start than the Lions this season, and have already won a game in BC.  However the books don't seem to care because they're still 3 point dogs at home this week.  If you're puzzled about the line, it's simply because of one thing and one thing only.......reputation.  Over the past 5 years the Lions ... [More]

Posted Tuesday, July 21, 2009 02:03 AM

Week 4 CFL Thoughts

Hamilton at Montreal -14   It should be pretty obvious that the Al's will win this game straight up, but the real question here is which teams will show up this week?    Will Montreal bring their A-Game with them like they have the last 2 weeks or will they show a little pity for their weak opponents and take their foot of the gas pedal a bit.    Will the same Hamilton team who have been competitve the last 2 weeks show up this Thursday, or will the Ti-Cat team that layed an egg against Toronto on opening night show up instead.  After so many years of being lousy, I'm just not ready to trust Hamilton yet to predict which Ti-Cat team will show up.    Montreal have won all 3 of their games by 13+ points while Hamilton havn't lost by more than 2 TD's yet this season.   Toronto at Winnipeg -4   Probably the best game on the board for Winnipeg bettors.  Toronto has looked lousy in their last 2 games getting beaten up in double digits twice.    Although just 1-2, Winnipeg has been decently competitive so far this season.  Winnipeg did a good job on home field 2 weeks ago against a Calgary team off to slow start, so they should do well against a Toronto team which has started to weaken a bit the last 2 games.   Calgary at BC +3.5   These 2 games are a mirror image of each other.  Both teams played poorly their first 2 games and fell to 0-... [More]

Posted Monday, July 13, 2009 09:11 PM

CFL week 3 thoughts

2-1 to start the season.  Lost first week when Montreal won in Calgary, but bounced back with Winnipeg and Montreal the next week   BC at Edmonton - both teams looked lousy in their first 2 games so this one's a layoff.  Edmonton's tempting but that -5 it too big when you consider BC's lost both games by a combined margin of 7 points and Edmonton's only win was by 2   Toronto at Calgary - Another layoff.  Toronto was lousy last week and Calgary's also off to a bad start so who knows what will happen   Montreal at Saskatchewan - Saskatchewan getting 3.5 points is a good play.  Montreal did win in Calgary but the 13 points win was misleading because the game was tied after 3 quarters and calgary almost went down the field near the end of the game and came close to taking a late lead.  If you look at the head to head history between these 2 teams, you'll see that Montreal rarely wins big in Saskatchewan.   Winnipeg at Hamilton - Kinda like the Winnipeg here.  Winnpeg looked good vs Calgary last game and almost won on the road in Edmonton 2 weeks ago.  Hamilton did win in BC, but BC's off to a sloppy start.  Don't forget their first home game of the season where they lost by 13 vs. those friggen awful Argos (really a 20 point win if you don't want to include that garbage TD Hamilton scored in the end).  Winnipeg has won 7 of their last 8 games vs Hamilton... [More]

Posted Friday, May 29, 2009 08:35 PM

Important things to know about the Stanley cup Finals

Here are some stats that have been compiled on both the Penguins and Redwings throughout the first 3 series of the playoffs.

Records

The Penguins are 8-1 in their last 9 playoff games including a 4 game winning streak on the road. Detroit is 7-2 in their last 9 playoff games and have also won 5 in a row at home.

Playoff Trends

In the playoffs each team starts the sereies playing 2 games at home and 2 on the road.  Detroit have won all their game #1's at home and are a combined 5-1 in the first 2 games of each series. 

Pittsburgh on the road were all over the place winning the first 2 in Carolina, losing the first 2 in Washington and splitting the first 2 in Philly. 

Based on the above facts it's almost a sure bet that Pitsburgh will probably not be leaving Detroit with a 2-0 series lead and it is highly likely Detroit will probably win game 1.  What happens in Game 2 if Detroit does win game 1 is anybody's guess. 

As impressive as Detroit's 5-1 home record is in game's 1+2, Pittsburgh's is better.  The Penguins are a perfect 6-0 at home in their first 2 games at home, while Detroit have split the first 2 road game's twice and won the first 2 once (in Columbus). The  Red wings are 3-0 on the road in game 4's so if the Wings lose game 3 it might be wise to layoff game 4 because you'll be going against two 3-0 trends for both teams.

Back-to-back statistics

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Posted Monday, December 29, 2008 05:20 PM

Top 10 NFL betting screw jobs of 2008

Did you ever match 6 numbers on your lottery ticket, only to find out that the ticket was for next weeks draw?  Did you ever marry the girl of your dreams, only to find out that it was really just a dream.  Did you buy a $1000 Plasma, only to find in on sale the next day at $600?  Well then this threads for you!

Here's are the top 10 NFL betting screw jobs of this years regular season the way I see it.  Keep in mind that these are just ATS screw jobs and not O/U or Money line screw jobs.  The lines I used are the closing lines on the covers NFL scoreboard, so your lines might have been a bit different.

Screw job #10

Week 6: Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans -3

Down by 5, Houston scores a last second game winning touchdown with 3 seconds left, putting them up 29-28. All the need to do is convert a 2-pt conversion for the push....they don't.  Texas win but don't cover.

Screw Job #9

Week 7: San Fransisco 49ers +10 at New York Giants

How do you give up a safety at your own 20 yard line?  San Fran found a way!  49ers down by 10 inside of 5 minutes and has the ball at their own 20 yard line.  Maybe a late drive could result in a cover or a push.  Nope, a QB sack results in a fumble which results in a San Fran  wide receiver coming back to kick the ball out of his own end zone for a safety which results in a 12 point Giant lead/victory,.

Screw Job #8

Week 14: St. Loui... [More]

Posted Tuesday, December 16, 2008 04:12 AM

Bizzaro Week 16 Lines

Indianapolis Colts -6.5 at Jacksonville Jaguars   I know Indy's the hot team, and Jacksonville is not playing that good at home this season, but why is indy getting so many points?  When was the last time Indy won game game by a touchdown on the road....never.  The Jags have only lost big at home vs good teams like Tennessee and Minnesota (a tough underated road team despite their road record).  Heck the Colts couldn't even cover 6.5 in Cleveland how can't they do it in Jacksonville?   San Fransisco 49ers -5.5 at St. Louis Rams   Really?  Forget their road play, the Rams have been competitive their last 2 at home vs the Fins and Hawks.  Yea the Niners played a couple of good games lately vs the Jets (slumping) and Bills (slumping) but came back down to earth in Miami.   Miami Dolphins -4 at Kansas City Chiefs   Miami's won 3 in a row, the Chiefs are 1-9 in their last 10.  This was a team that was blown out by the Bills at home last month.  They kept it close vs San Diego, but the Chargers aren't really in playoff contention....but the Fins are   New York Jets -5 at Seattle Seahawks   The Jets have been playing bad football the last 3 games.  Seattle's playing better lately especially in their last 2 home games where they've lost close games to Washington and New England.  If the Jets can't win in San Fran, what makes you think the could cover 5 in Seattle?  Better... [More]

Posted Friday, December 12, 2008 04:49 AM

Classy's Rules (21-25)

Classy Rule #21:  Systematically Randomize the NHL Draft.  In other words make it so that each team gets the #1 pick once every 30 years, the #2 pick once every 30 years.......the #30 pick once every 30 years.  Why should teams get rewarded with good talent year after year for being lousy year after year.  Is it fair that Detroit gets punished for their success year after year by drafting low every year.  Is it fair that Tampa Bay gets a Stanley cup one year and gets a first overall pick 4 years later (and maybe another one after this year)  Is it fair that the Bluejackets get to draft in the top 8 year after year after year and they get rewarded for making 'mostly' crumby draft picks by giving them more high draft picks.  Is it fair that the core of Pittsburgh's team is built on many years of sucking?  It's a shame that most of these high profile young players end up playing in American cites that don't give a shit about hockey.  Places like Columbus, Atlanta, and Tampa to name a few.

Classy Rule #22: If the TV program doesn't fit the the name of the TV Channel, then it shouldn't be on that channel.  Why is ECW wrestling on the Sci-Fi Channel?  Since when did A&E become the Fox reality TV channel?  Does MTV or Muchmusic air music video's anymore?  And why don't these 24 hour news networks barely report important news?  This sort of leads into my next rule........

C... [More]

Posted Thursday, December 04, 2008 05:17 PM

Classy's Rules (16-20)

Classy Rule #16: No more text messaging on sports TV shows.  Have you ever read some of those juvenile messages some of these idiots type up.  - trade Jason Blake for a bag of pucks.....- Only dumb women watch CFL in Toronto, bring on the NFL at Skydome baby.....-Avery should quit the NHL and wrestle in the WWE.  Good lord.  Can't these text messengers find something else better to spend their 50 cents on.  A new brain perhaps?

Classy Rule #17: TLC (The Learning Channel) shouldn't be allowed to air programming during dinner hours.  I don't want to watch 'Man with 200 pound red tumor on his face' while i'm eating Cauliflower.  I don't watch to watch 'Half man half tree' while i'm looking at the outer layer of my baked potato.  And I don't watch to watch white puss flowing out of the arms of the 'The Man Whose Arms Exploded' while i'm eating my New England clam chowder.  I know what you're going to say "why do you just change the damn channel?"  Well I can't, because I just have to stay tuned to see if these circus freaks get cured at the end of the show.

Classy Rule #18: The LA Clippers and LA Lakers must play their home games in different arenas.  Every game should have a home team and a road team.  So which one is really which?  (Don't respond by explaining this to me, cause I already know.  I'm just sayin......)

Classy Rule #19: The CFL needs to change their playo... [More]

Posted Wednesday, December 03, 2008 05:54 PM

Classy's Rules (11-15)

Classy's Rule #11: Get rid of the The Score Television Network please.  Their programming sucks, their in house experts are boring, and their television personalities are irritating to listen to when they're describing sports highlights.  Can somebody tell these idiots that the first rule of comedy is that you have to actually be funny.  If you want to spend more time telling bad jokes and less time talking about sports and describing highlights, go find work somewhere else.

Classy's Rule #12: No more posting In-Game threads on covers.  If you look hard enough there are websites out there that provide up to the second scoring (cbs sportsline, NHL.com, covers scoreboards, etc.)  By the time your finished typing in which team just scored, it's probably old news to everbody else on-line

Classy's Rule #13: Get rid of those Subway commercials involving that dumb monkey.  This the worst, more inncoherrent marketing idea to sell food, that i've ever seen in my life.  It's not trendy, it's not stylish, it's not cool, it's just stupid.  Unless your selling monkey flavored subs, just drop it and go back to the drawing board.

Classy Rule #14: Fans are no longer allowed to vote for starters in any All-Star game.  As of now, the entire NHL Eastern Conference starters are all Montreal Canadians. Yi Jianlian a 10 point, 6 rebound per game player had a good chance of being a starter in the NBA east thanks to the 1.3 billion p... [More]

Posted Tuesday, December 02, 2008 08:34 PM

Classy's Rules (6-10)

Classy's Rule #6: No more 24 hour sports channels in Canada please.  Last August TSN 2 came out and what's the first thing I saw on it....Poker.  What's on the TSN main network at the same time....Poker.  What's on The Score Television Netowrk.......Poker.  What's on Sportsnet......red bull airplane riding.  You know maybe if these sports network would just stick to airing sports instead of Poker, Wrestling, spelling bees and cup stacking, we wouldn't need to put up with so many useless sports channels out there.

Classy's Rule #7: Ben Roethlisberger has give back his superbowl ring.  It's bad enough my Seahawks lost but it's even worse when the mainstream media now says that Ben Roethlisberger is a championship quarter back or that Ben Roethilsberger won the superbowl.....he threw for 123 yards, 2 interceptions, and had a passer rating of 22.6.  That's not winning a superbowl that called leeching off your supporting cast.  And until someone can intelligently explain to me what 'managing a game' means then I am 100% right on this one.   And in case you haven't figured it out, no, I'm still not over it!

Classy's Rule #8: After the opening bell of round 1 rings, UFC fighers are not allowed to touch gloves in the middle of the ring.  I paid 40 bucks for this.  Save the sportsmanship for before and after the fight, and just get on with kicking each other's ass.

Classy's Rule #9: Poker can no longer be con... [More]

Posted Monday, December 01, 2008 09:06 PM

Classy's Rules (1-5)

Classy Rule #1: If you havn't made the NFL playoffs in 9 years, you no longer have the right to broadcast your games nationally (Example: Detroit and Thanksgiving)   Classy Rule #2: Stop talking about how a West Coast NFL team has a disadvantage playing in an eastern time zone.  "Well you see Tom it's a 1pm kickoff, that means their body clocks are still stuck on 10am...bla bla bla bla bla..."  You've got 6 days rest in between games, surely you can find time to adjust somewhere within that 144 hour time frame.   Classy Rule #3: Cover's posters can no longer post scantily clad women as their pic anymore.  Yea I get it, you're a man who likes beautiful woman, you're so cool, you were the captain of your high school football team, only the best looking woman are allowed to hang out with you in real life, you're not gay.   Classy Rule #4: When a cover's poster title's his thread "I'm desparate in life, I need winners or else something bad will happen to me".  Don't advise him to stop gambling!  The world needs humor and so do we here at covers.  These types of posters are usually the most funniest to read weather it's their bad financial situaion or their lack of good grammar.  Besides why should Justin TV be the only place where on-line suicides take place.   Classy Rule #5:  Now that the Bengals offically suck, Chad Ocho-Cinco must legally change is last name back to Johnson.  You have... [More]

Posted Monday, December 01, 2008 02:24 AM

No more Thanksgiving Football in Detroit Please

Over the past million years, it has been a tradition for Detroit and Dallas to host nationally televised games on Thanksgiving day.  Dallas has a tradition of winning and have had many great hall of fame players and minds like Troy Aikman, Roger Staubach, Emmit Smith, Tom Landry, and Jimmy Johnson to name a few.  The Detroit Lions have a history of.....well......nothing lately.  New rule, if you haven't made the playoffs in over 8 years, you not longer get national television coverage...deal?


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