Classy Rule #1: If you havn't made the NFL playoffs in 9 years, you no longer have the right to broadcast your games nationally (Example: Detroit and Thanksgiving)
Classy Rule #2: Stop talking about how a West Coast NFL team has a disadvantage playing in an eastern time zone. "Well you see Tom it's a 1pm kickoff, that means their body clocks are still stuck on 10am...bla bla bla bla bla..." You've got 6 days rest in between games, surely you can find time to adjust somewhere within that 144 hour time frame.
Classy Rule #3: Cover's posters can no longer post scantily clad women as their pic anymore. Yea I get it, you're a man who likes beautiful woman, you're so cool, you were the captain of your high school football team, only the best looking woman are allowed to hang out with you in real life, you're not gay.
Classy Rule #4: When a cover's poster title's his thread "I'm desparate in life, I need winners or else something bad will happen to me". Don't advise him to stop gambling! The world needs humor and so do we here at covers. These types of posters are usually the most funniest to read weather it's their bad financial situaion or their lack of good grammar. Besides why should Justin TV be the only place where on-line suicides take place.
Classy Rule #5: Now that the Bengals offically suck, Chad Ocho-Cinco must legally change is last name back to Johnson. You have less receiving yards than Devin Hester, less catches than Anthony Gonzalez, and you have as many TD catches as Ike Hilliard. You're not top 20 in any major NFL receving stats and you team is competing for the 1st round draft pick this season. Standing out in a crowd is only for talented players on good teams, give it a rest will ya?