Classy's Rule #6: No more 24 hour sports channels in Canada please.  Last August TSN 2 came out and what's the first thing I saw on it....Poker.  What's on the TSN main network at the same time....Poker.  What's on The Score Television Netowrk.......Poker.  What's on Sportsnet......red bull airplane riding.  You know maybe if these sports network would just stick to airing sports instead of Poker, Wrestling, spelling bees and cup stacking, we wouldn't need to put up with so many useless sports channels out there.

Classy's Rule #7: Ben Roethlisberger has give back his superbowl ring.  It's bad enough my Seahawks lost but it's even worse when the mainstream media now says that Ben Roethlisberger is a championship quarter back or that Ben Roethilsberger won the superbowl.....he threw for 123 yards, 2 interceptions, and had a passer rating of 22.6.  That's not winning a superbowl that called leeching off your supporting cast.  And until someone can intelligently explain to me what 'managing a game' means then I am 100% right on this one.   And in case you haven't figured it out, no, I'm still not over it!

Classy's Rule #8: After the opening bell of round 1 rings, UFC fighers are not allowed to touch gloves in the middle of the ring.  I paid 40 bucks for this.  Save the sportsmanship for before and after the fight, and just get on with kicking each other's ass.

Classy's Rule #9: Poker can no longer be considered a game of skill.  You're new World Series of Poker champion is a 22 year old college drop out from Denmark and he beat 6844 people in winning the title.  Most of those 6844 people surely are much older and more experienced than he was heading into the tournament..   So how did he do it?  Years of experience, studying his opponents, watching video tape, ....no, LUCK!

Classy's Rule #10:  If you go out and acquire Sean Avery, don't be surprised if he turns out to be.....Sean Avery!  Avery was suspended today for crude comments referring to his ex-girlfriends currently dating other hockey players. 

In response, Dallas owner Tom Hicks said "This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so.” 

No you don't.  If your team doesn't tolerate 'such behavior' then you would have never given him 15.5 million dollars last summer to begin with, knowing that this guy has a reputation of being an asshole........moron