Classy Rule #21: Systematically Randomize the NHL Draft. In other words make it so that
each team gets the #1 pick once every 30 years, the #2 pick once every
30 years.......the #30 pick once every 30 years. Why should teams get
rewarded with good talent year after year for being lousy year after
year. Is it fair that Detroit gets punished for their success year
after year by drafting low every year. Is it fair that Tampa Bay gets
a Stanley cup one year and gets a first overall pick 4 years later (and
maybe another one after this year) Is it fair that the Bluejackets get
to draft in the top 8 year after year after year and they get rewarded
for making 'mostly' crumby draft picks by giving them more high draft
picks. Is it fair that the core of Pittsburgh's team is built on many
years of sucking? It's a shame that most of these high profile young
players end up playing in American cites that don't give a shit about
hockey. Places like Columbus, Atlanta, and Tampa to name a few.
Classy Rule #22:
If the TV program doesn't fit the the name of the TV Channel, then it
shouldn't be on that channel. Why is ECW wrestling on the Sci-Fi
Channel? Since when did A&E become the Fox reality TV channel?
Does MTV or Muchmusic air music video's anymore? And why don't these
24 hour news networks barely report important news? This sort of leads
into my next rule........
Classy Rule #23:
Whenever I see something I don't like on TV, don't respond by telling
me to change the channel. Yea, I know I can change the channel anytime
I want to numb nuts, but I think I should be allowed to complain about
something on TV without the typical "well if you don't like it then
just change the channel" response.
Classy Rule #24: Touts can no longer over hype picks. Billion dollar parlay, million
dollar parlay, 5 star game, 50 star game, Wise guy play, game of the
week, month, year, century, eon, best play since the fuckin ice age,
etc. Alright already, we get it.
Classy Rule #25:
Canadian politics suck more than American politics. What the fuck's
wrong with my country? Stephen Harper got more votes then any other
leader running in last October's Election and now the new leader is
going to be someone who we didn't vote for? This isn't fucking
Florida. This isn't Bush vs. Gore in 2000. Let the guy who got the
most votes do his job and lead the Country. No more votes of no
confidence please. The way this economy is going, the last thing we
can do is piss away another 300 million dollars on another elections
which will probably yield the same results. Dear NDP, Bloc Quebecois
and Liberals....YOU FUCKING LOST, don't makes us go back to the polls
so the voters can hand you defeat yet again.