This could be pretty lengthy because his body of work is enormous. I still quote many of his movies on a weekly basis. A lot of people may not like that style of humor but for me there was nothing funnier.
Nice Beaver!
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
naked gun:
Frank: Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
airplane
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Airplane
"Surely you can't be serious...."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
This is one of my favorites, but it was the Dr. and Elaine, not the Captain.
This is solid:
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?Captain Oveur: I can’t tell.Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor.Captain Oveur: No. I mean I’m just not sure.Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess?Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
Just brilliant. I saw that movie about 20 times.
Naked Gun 2 and a Half
Leslie Nielsen: "Hey that's a red light district...I wonder what Savage would be doing down there?"
George Kennedy: "Sex, Frank?"
Leslie Nielsen: "Uhhh...no, not right now Ed....We've got work to do."
Those quotes were not from Leslie Nielsen, but from Peter Graves.
CREEPSHOW
I can hold my breath for a LONNNNNGGGGG time.
Leslie Nielsen: "I told Jane to meet us in the hotel's rear entrance"
George Kennedy: "Where's that Frank?"
Leslie Nielsen: "In the back."
No problem.
Remember his Monday night football intro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTHsNVXXlus