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Which commercials do you hate most??

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Posted Sunday, January 31, 2010 10:04 AM

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I was watching Russell Crowe's "The Insider" movie-which is terrific btw-,and seen that mcdonalds premium roast coffee commercial one more time.

Worst commercial ever.That douchebag blows everyone he sees off,he shuts his roommate "dont talk to me until i've had my coffee",even rude to mcdonalds employee etc etc.

if you have seen,you know what i'm talking about,you'd want to beat the crap out of the guy,i would break his neck with pleasure

what a pathetic one,i was expecting the mcdonalds employee to throw the coffee on his face or dick punch him,that would wake him up for sure

and mcdonalds coffee??never tried but i bet it sucks ass,but thats to another topic

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mightiestmojo says:

01/31/10 10:45AM

That one's bad but overall I'd say BK has taken the cake as far as annoying commercials go. The latest, the guy who is dressed like a baby pouring milk on himself, is one of the worst.

There's one here in Dallas for HMS where the guy sits in his chair and talks to the screen about mortgages and he always ends with "bless their heart". The message changes but it's one I wouldn't miss seeing for awhile.

ManRam24 says:

01/31/10 10:58AM

Hands down the stupid ass stacks of money Geico commercials

doliver517 says:

01/31/10 11:13AM

its so easy a Caveman can do it.........to be quite honest, I want to beat the hell out of those cavemen!!!

johnobvious says:

01/31/10 11:39AM

Taco Bell has decent commercials but man they play them to death. Over and over. How many times have you seen the girl say "89 cents." About a billion.

smalltime21 says:

01/31/10 02:14PM

I would agree with Mightiest that just about anything Burger King throws out there is horrible.

The Insider is a great movie. Parts of it were filmed not far from where I grew up so that was pretty cool to see on the big screen.

Kazual12 says:

01/31/10 02:25PM

The stupid SouthWest airlines one where they keep repeating bags fly free over and over again. Also, that McDonald's one where the toolbag guy keeps saying not until I have had my coffee. Hate those two!

Rush51 says:

01/31/10 03:14PM

help says:

01/31/10 03:18PM

Any commercial for something that i'm already hooked into paying for. it's called advertising, and i'm already a customer

especially DirectTV. what the fuck, they advertise like crazy and i already give them tons of money. would like to have them cheapen my bill but thats hard to do when they are advertising their faces off

golfkat says:

01/31/10 03:30PM

I just hate all commercials. They are an insult to me. I just hate the constant

pounding on my brain.

I-Got-5-On-It says:

01/31/10 03:46PM

I haven't seen it yet,actually nobody has,but this Tim Tebow anti-abortion, ahem I mean 'prolife', commercial is going to be cringeworthy.I don't know what their plans will be after the premiere but it could be on non stop over there in the States.

jackdfan says:

01/31/10 03:46PM

ANY erectile dysfunction ad-who knew once you got gray hair, you're done?

Just put your dick in her mouth for a warmup, and then get going!

Is that so hard (I mean, difficult)?

CallMeSon says:

01/31/10 04:10PM

1980's sport illustrated christmas commercials were the worst-

Ap1Bfreetorun says:

01/31/10 04:12PM

I just MUTE free credit report and many of the GEICO ads. I can block most of the others out.

fo352 says:

01/31/10 04:33PM

5 dollar foot long

Messier-11 says:

01/31/10 04:37PM

progressive car insurance....I want to kill that annoying lady when I see it

twoheart says:

01/31/10 04:47PM

The Taco Bell where the tool gets the inside deal on the 85 cent burrito.

Supply_N_Demand says:

01/31/10 05:12PM

The lady with the Red lipstick? Her name is flo...im glad i am not the only one annoyed with that lady

Molsen says:

01/31/10 05:12PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfbbfanOJs

i want to kill this cockroach.

help says:

01/31/10 05:16PM

no shit almost lost a coffee table and a plasma tv,,,,,,160 lb dog looking at that commercial like he's ready to jump up and grap the squeeky toy

bobcat26 says:

01/31/10 05:49PM

"Who ate the cookie from the cooke jar?"......"I ate the cookie from the cookie jar"

That commercial seriously makes my blood boil. Makes me want to pull and Elvis and unload my pistol into the TV. I'm not exactly sure why, but that dumb bitch and the stupid cookie diet bugs the shit out of me.

CleeK111 says:

01/31/10 05:50PM

insurance commercials, prescrp. med commercials, girl products commercials

mr_bollox says:

01/31/10 06:11PM

i dont watch commercials, the moment they go to one, i flick over to another sporting event, check something on the net etc, why would I waste my time watching people sell me stuff I dont want

gold6185 says:

01/31/10 06:13PM

There's a new commercial for Taco Bell featuring Charles Barkley. Barkley looks like he can barely stay awake & is wearing a ton of make-up. Probably used the check to pay down some of his markers.

help says:

01/31/10 06:22PM

here's a drug that will make you feel happy

but warning side effects include gout, anal bleeding, 8 hour raging boner, diarrhea, cancer, suicide and feelings of more depression then you had before, blindness, deafness, dumbness, loss of hair, dizziness, loss of sleep and loss of appetite

SIGN ME UP

better yet, buy my gov't and have them point the gun at my head and tell me i have to buy what you're selling or pay a fine or go to prison

Mark_The_Narc says:

01/31/10 06:40PM

The punk kid in the Foundation for a Better Life commercial that fucks his teams chances of going to the state final by telling the ref the ball went out of bounds off him.

Hey dipshit!!! they had 40 mins. to win it, fuck 'em win the game anyway you can.

blacksheep says:

01/31/10 07:00PM

That Staples commercial with the guy screaming Wow! at the top of his lungs every five seconds. I totally hate that commercial and that guy, wish the ceiling would come crashing down on his skull.

elsewhere says:

01/31/10 07:31PM

Yep,how did i miss that one

Friggin annoying one

elsewhere says:

01/31/10 07:33PM

Oh yeah,he has a VERY VERY punchable face

elsewhere says:

01/31/10 07:41PM

If we go to Staples and scream "WOW THAT'S A LOW PRICE" every second,will they kick us out?

JimMack6 says:

01/31/10 07:52PM

Used to like the Miller Lite commercial when he can't say "I love you", now I absolutely hate it, it's on nonstop.

D-Town says:

02/02/10 07:45AM

gfinger says:

02/02/10 10:38AM

How about the spicy chicken nuggets commercial from Wendy's ? That one drives me nuts. A couple of idiot slackers breathing heavy cuz they can't catch their breath because the nuggets cost only 99 cents. Fuckin hate it. They are like, hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, just fucking hypervenilating all over my TV. Stupid ad.

THEMUGG says:

02/02/10 09:56AM

Luke Wilson & the fkkn ATT commercials.............ATT stinks & I'm surprised they haven't been sued for false advertising.

KinKAID says:

01/31/10 07:53PM

Glad I'm not the only one that can't stand Flo, she so annoying

ALL the Taco Bell ones, not just the douche and Denise but the Taco Bell diet you gotta be fucking kidding me . Shitty nonsensical commercials really get on my nerves, then again I'm easily agitated.

Life Alert - "Help I've fallen and I can't get up" with that old lady barely able to speak and has to have the words on the screen for you to know what she's saying. There's so many more and everytime I see one tonight I'm coming back to this thread

What is this dog squeak one you guys mentioned? Any commerical that almost costs you a coffee table or plasma TV is a bad one, haha

KinKAID says:

01/31/10 08:10PM

Back for Rd. 2

Any stupid fucking government propoganda regardless of the issue or campaign . Do we really need a goddamn Sesame Street Elmo one running every break?!? And to tell us to eat our vegetables for Christ sake! are you serious right now?!?

Gonna add any stupid agenda that Michelle Obama is pushing too, Just STFU already you are a nobody yeah so you married a President that doesn't make a shit go pick out another dog!! Stay off my TV and stay out of my food bitch! I'm gonna eat whatever I want and whatever tastes good and you can go shove it! You don't and shouldn't matter and if you jump into politics after this like Hillary seemed to do...

KinKAID says:

01/31/10 09:17PM

Fair enough Kimbo, no argument here.

Cannon88 says:

02/01/10 06:39PM

I'm not sure you Americans get this commerical.....but the dude who is promoting broccoli......he needs a serious beatdown!!!

Skydiver falls to the ground without his cute opening and survives...he friends are saying..'its a miracle!' - dude says 'thats not a miracle, broccoli with its 12 essential nutrients packed in these little green trees...thats a miracle!' - looks at the skydiver - 'shame...shame on you!"

Cannon88 says:

02/01/10 06:53PM

I guess that should say 'chute'...not cute....obviously.

golfkat says:

02/01/10 08:22AM

There is nothing on earth worse than ESPN. This MF station goes to commercial break

every 90 seconds. The break lasts for 5 minutes. Then 90 seconds on programming

then another 5 minutes of commercial. This is one disgusting station.

help says:

01/31/10 10:38PM

now Dishnetwork, is advertising on directtv that directtv users pay on average 175 more per year, to pay for celebrity endorsements.

advertisements

people who watch too much tv

help says:

01/31/10 09:43PM

Turbo Tax

those fucking assholes, they are jabbing at the Treasury Secretary every time they have a commercial,,,,,,they claim easiest, quickest way to do your taxes, even a rap fan could figure out how to use turbotax

this is bullshit

the head of the IRS couldn't figure out how to use Turbo Tax, he accidentally didn't pay 85k in fed income tax one year,,,,,,and you got turbo tax rubbing his face in it everyday. c'mon Obama, run them the fuck out of business, this is bullshit

help says:

02/03/10 01:42AM

you're kidding, right?

help says:

02/02/10 08:52AM

your crazy, that shit is genius

"Grab your bag, it's on"

grab my bag bitch, it IS on

help says:

02/02/10 08:53AM

i love that song,,,,,but you have it wrong

it's K A R S kars for kids, 1 8 77 kars for kids, donate your car today

dennishopson says:

01/31/10 09:49PM

that horrible bitch that sells insurance...I think geico, but goes up and down aisles and corrects everything the customer says.

rick3117 says:

02/01/10 12:10PM

I want to bring it back to that douchebag in the McDonalds commercial.

What a dick.

I hate him more than cancer and aids combined.

If I could wish for anything it would not be to help the people in Haiti IT would be to punch this guy in the face

I HATE HIM!

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 11:23AM

You're right...good call...it is K A R S Kars for Kids "That's "KARS" with a K!!!"....

I truly believe this commercial has caused vehicular related deaths...wether people intentionally drove off a bridge into a ravine because of it or simply couldn't change the station fast enough and took there eyes off the road...

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 11:24AM

Today's commercials are poorly done and irrelevant really...50% of us have DVR and skip em all anyway...not much effort put into em..

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 11:52PM

this commercial ran for many many years...until at least until tape recorded answering machines became obsolete

i also never called a single person, or knew anyone who owned this...yet, it must have sold well to be on TV for such an extended period of time...

scalabrine says:

02/03/10 03:21AM

okay, let me correct myself...the effort and expense put into them today wasn't nearly as cost-effective as it was 20 years ago...

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:44AM

Believe it or not ESPN used to have some GREAT commericials

Chris Farley as Christian Laettner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPMo14XTTvE

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:46AM

One of the coolest commercials ever made with the coolest kat in the biz...

You watch this shit and YOU'LL feel cool afterwards....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:48AM

and you'll tear the toilet up you eat enough of that shit...I don't know what McDonald's milkshakes are made of, but I think they should be categorized as their own state of matter:

Liquid, Solid, Gas, Plasma, and McDonald's Milkshake

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:55AM

Wanna break your ass kids?

Get one of these and you'll be in the ER in no time

This was THE TOY in the 80's for a short period.... SERIOUSLY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYzHV7Ftqc

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 02:01AM

How disturbing is THIS commerical from 2006....

Threw church groups into and uproar and BAM, pulled right from the TV quicker than you could say "oooooooozinator"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYzHV7Ftqc

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:21AM

There's a commercial that comes on the radio all the time that has this jingle:

Kid voice:

1 877 cars for kids

C A R S cars for kids

1877 cars for kids

Do-nate your car today

Adult voice:

1 877 cars for kids

C A R S cars for kids

1877 cars for kids

Do-nate your car today

I'll run these two over with my car before I donate my car to these whiny bastards...

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:25AM

I also remember McDonald's had a commercial in the late 80's where they went up to people on the street and asked them to sing a very complicated jingle as fast as they could. It went like this:

BIG MAC, McDLT, A QUARTER POUNDER WITH SOME CHEESE, FILET 'O FISH, A HAMBURGER, A CHEESEBURGER, A HAPPY MEAL, McNUGGETS, TASTY GOLDEN FRENCH FRIES, REGULAR AND LARGER SIZE, AND TO DRINK A COCA COLA DIET COKE OR OTHER SOFT DRINK...I LOVE McDONALDS GOOD TIME GREAT TASTE AND I GET IT ALL AT ONE PLACE...

This has been permanently embedded in my subconscious for 2 decades since I was a child...Everyone always got tongue-tied and then the last person on the commercial would get it...does anyone remember this?

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:28AM

Anyone from NY/NJ remember those annoying ass 'Milford Plaza' Commercials from the late 80's???

Stupid ass bellhops rockin back and forth with your luggage...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwlvkUMsDgI

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:29AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOsgyw7yBw&feature=related

Another fuckin terrible one from the 80's...Mount Airy Lodge commercials...NY/NJ people will know them if their old enough...

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:30AM

AWFUL AWFUL shit right there....just atrocious

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:35AM

More crazy shit from the 80's

RAPPING Chicken McNuggets dressed like Flava Flav...has to be seen to be believed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9oR2EmU854

scalabrine says:

02/02/10 01:37AM

This is one of the more disturbing ones you'll ever see

A cross-dressing exterminator Michigan...I ain't shittin ya!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcONhxo3K2k

husker6974 says:

02/02/10 10:20PM

I'd rather be raped by a bear who's dick is on fire than listen to that f'n commercial.

MyNameIsEarl says:

02/01/10 10:08PM

Does anybody remember the "Major Motion, from Nissan" comercials?? Those were horrible... what the h did "major motion" f'n mean, 20years later and they still piss me off.

Fav's Jack in the Box "Just meat and cheese focus group"( actually all are good), Carl's Jr. slutties eating their first hamburger in their life ( Paris H and the chick from the Hills or MTV or whatever) and the Coors lights " Tap into the Rockies"

JimMack6 says:

01/31/10 09:54PM

Is it Progressive dennis?

KinKaid I was just playin

JimMack6 says:

01/31/10 08:28PM

I don't think you should watch commercials anymore, they anger you a little too much. Take a walk to the fridge or something during commercials.

BDUBB says:

02/01/10 08:26PM

Southwest Airlines commercial, "Bags fly free"......

amd says:

02/01/10 11:39AM

The Kit Kat commercial with all the fucking crunching

rockonova says:

01/31/10 08:37PM

is peyton manning the reason

rockonova says:

01/31/10 07:56PM

the nfl(normal voice)... on espn america(3 octaves higher)

that smartass is so annoying

ApacheM says:

01/31/10 08:29PM

Yeah, that tooo!!!

ApacheM says:

01/31/10 08:28PM

Damn Cavemen....I mean.....Come on!!!!

Iw1nBets says:

02/02/10 01:43AM

your nuts.. they tore that shit up .. im still dancing

gold6185 says:

02/02/10 12:24PM

That commercial with John Mellencamp singing-"This is our country." I like John Mellencamp but they used to play that commercial 10 times during every sporting event.

OnlyGod says:

02/03/10 03:40AM

Any of those commercials with the fat faggot douchbags whistling in the background. Either the Canadian Tire ones or the febreze ones. I swear its like they find the biggest fat mouth idiots they can and pay them to whistle the in the most horrible tone imaginable for no good fuckin reason other than piss you off so you remember there shitty fuckin products.

OnlyGod says:

02/03/10 07:11AM

Wow that is some LOL shit dude

So Fuckin True.

elsewhere says:

02/02/10 01:06AM

oh how do i forget heineken's "he's just a friend song in the cab" (let a stranger take you home) commercial

and am i too naive,each time i see the commercial,i wish the car to have an accident and blow out there

iceman67 says:

02/02/10 09:02PM

I agree with you 100%. That fn song sticks in your head like the Rev. Jim Jones put it in there.

I too want to pull an Elvis after watching this, by this I mean popping about 15 oxycotins and going into the bathroom and trying to shit this memory out of my self, even at the high price of death.

Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ9eoo_TN-c

iceman67 says:

02/02/10 09:13PM

OK last one for me

If you over 35 or so you may remember this jewel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeffKUWZIng

The rap one at the 37 sec mark is still inbedded in my mind. I never once knew anyone who knew anyone who ever had this.

AceofKings says:

02/01/10 10:36AM

I hate all commercials

so fucking many of them over and over... could drive somebody crazy

-29- says:

01/31/10 10:18PM

85 cent burrito?

That tool is getting an inside deal,everyone else has to pay 89 cents.That's not cool,that's still not cool.

BTW twoheart ~ Which one do you hate to look at worse,Denise or the redhead?

Justin_Case says:

01/31/10 10:30PM

1800-Safe Auto commericals...I HATE THEM!

CleeK111 says:

01/31/10 08:41PM

hate to see the same budlight commercial 10times during same game

Getty3 says:

01/31/10 08:25PM

Pharmaceutical companies which waste billions of dollars advertising drugs for erectile dysfunction,hair loss,insomnia,heartburn and basically any other superficial annoyance.Meanwhile we are no closer to curing cancer today than we were at the dawn of mankind.

pat_d says:

03/22/11 10:12AM

all the direct tv ads.

dl36 says:

02/24/11 07:20PM

I have really disliked Flo since day #1

dl36 says:

06/12/10 02:33AM

the ones with abused animals with a sad tune in the background...

as a sensitive and caring guy, these commercials just get to me seeing the looks on the animal's faces...

I mean starving kids in other countries is one thing, but damn it, these are animals we are talking about...

HutchEmAll says:

12/13/10 05:20PM

How did anything Jimmy Johnson not make this thread?

Penis medicine.

Don't lose. And how do you not lose? Get coached by Jimmy Johnson.

kickinA says:

03/21/11 10:37PM

All those cheesy Farmer's insurance commercials.

"We are Farmers.......ba..ba..ba..ba...bump"

kickinA says:

06/11/10 06:28PM

Those GEICO commercials with the stack of money with the googly eyes.

"He went to Jared," ~ enough said.

And all Viagra commercials because nothing turns me on more than old couples getting it on.

kickinA says:

03/19/10 12:35AM

Not sure if this has been covered already, but those Travelocity gnome commercials irritate me the most.

And secondly those Orbitz price assurance commercials where if someone books a room for less, they automatically send you a check for the difference. Yeah right! I call it an insult to the common man's intelligence.

Now those Progressive commercials with Flo, I don't mind one bit. At least they are amusing and snappy.

Molsen says:

03/19/10 08:25AM

those $5 footlong subway commercials make my balls cringe.

jackdfan says:

02/05/10 06:16PM

That's Captain Morgan SPICED RUM

Which makes it true-it's a lousy beer commercial

jackdfan says:

02/05/10 09:58PM

Dr. Pepper, now with Cherry

Let me get this straight, 23 flavors, and none of them were cherry?

jackdfan says:

12/13/10 04:25PM

Doesn't Axe have another body spray commercial where the guy does a flip on a motorcycle, and in the replay, you see him blasting himself with the spray? What a dick!

I'm afraid I actually like the hampster commercials

"You get get wit dis, or you can get wit dat"

And those two hampster riding around in the toaster? I can't wait for them to drop down all of a sudden. I know it will happen someday!

golfkat says:

02/25/11 09:03AM

[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11] progressive car insurance....I want to kill that annoying lady when I see it
[/Q peace handshake

uote]

I can't stand that commercial.

golfkat says:

03/06/11 06:39AM

How about the commercials that have the fast speech at the

end.

golfkat says:

03/21/11 01:59PM

I don't know which is the worst. All I know is that they never end,

it is one commercial after another. It just never stops, just like

water torture.

golfkat says:

03/28/10 04:02PM

Did anyone try watching golf? They must have like 55 minutes of

commercial every hour. Every second they are saying "stay

with us, we will be right back". How disgusting, I refuse to

watch it.

I kind of gave up betting on sports because of all the commercials.

The commercial took all the enjoyment out of betting on the games.

They are just showing too many commercials. The game seems

secondary to the commercial.

help says:

03/19/10 02:09AM

what's a couple billion dollar advertising campaign

an affordable bang for our collective buck

MUST FILL OUT CENSUS. MUST DO MY PART TO GET US MORE MONEY

StraightShooter says:

06/12/10 02:00AM

drJ says:

03/22/11 04:15PM

anything brought to you by moveon.org or mormons

Osirus13 says:

06/14/10 06:59AM

I WEAR NO PANTS!!!!

rarejerbear says:

02/25/11 10:05AM

UPS Logistics commercials certainly Suck! with a capital S. I don't know how many of you guys out there are forced to put up with Menard's commercials, but that white-haired piece of cow dung they have used to promote their products over the years bites the big one. Finally, I am sick and tired of being subjected to the Golf Channel ads of the upcoming Hank Haney episode in which they promote that heartless, drug-addicted, neocon windbag Rush Slimeball.

dytide says:

03/06/11 09:55PM

............the girl from 4E

scalabrine says:

02/10/10 01:40AM

What the fuck is that? That's a workout? He looks like he's shaking two oversized Salt and Pepper shakers seasoning a meal at his feet!

scalabrine says:

02/10/10 01:41AM

It's a channel changer without a doubt...i guarantee it has been responsible for a vehicular fatality when someone lunged for the radio dial while taking their eyes off the road...this commercial has killed people...

KingSerf says:

12/13/10 09:35PM

Any Papa John's pizza commercial!

If "Big" Papa visited me, I wouldn't be stupidly smiling, laughing, and devouring his overpriced, craptastic pizza.

I'd make him watch me bake a $7.00 Geno's East (Chicago) deep dish frozen pizza purchased from the grocery store.

UNDERdogin says:

02/06/10 04:32AM

how about every beer commercial ever made

they are a smack in the face to common sense,

you tell me how it can be illegal to use in public but advertised on tv

correct me if I'm wrong but I can't think of one other thing that is advertised that is illegal to use in public

furthermore they amount to taunting those who choose other non deadly ways of altering the concious

the ones where they are sticking their nose in the hops are the most blatant smack in the face to cannabis users there is

UNDERdogin says:

04/15/10 10:49PM

great thread idea here,it might live on forever,

I just wanna throw in my favorite commercial at the moment

Egg Management Fee

prof8t says:

03/27/10 05:29PM

Too many to name...

bsforsale says:

02/11/10 12:24AM

"i touched the ball coach"

peyton's wheatie commercial? i thought youre supposed to win to get on the wheatie's box?

its local but... "AT EASTERN MOTORS, YOUR JOB'S YOUR CREDIT"

jackjaffee says:

02/09/10 10:03PM

That commercial actually gets me angry for real, I cannot stand that motherfucking adult voice singing. I get seriously angry for that split second I hear it before I can change the channel.

jackjaffee says:

02/09/10 10:05PM

that new Bud Light SB commercial with the fucking auto-tune idiots on their phones made me as irritated as that fucking cars for kids commercial.

So glad I've only seen that one time.

JEFFMARKETCAP says:

06/11/10 07:35AM

The new Zoosk commercial

JudgeSmails says:

12/18/10 11:10PM

UPS ..."it's logistics"

houguy28 says:

03/06/11 08:25PM

I agree, especially with the black couple where the bitch thinks its ok for the guy to look good but not ok when she looks hot. Wish he'll slap her (which i don't condone in hitting women) for nagging.

MyNameIsEarl says:

02/04/10 11:50AM

Oh No, I like the Blondie though, maybe I could swoop in and rescue her the accident , and then she can &^%&* the (&^)(&^& out of me in thanks....I do hate that song, then and now " OH BABY YYOOUUU, YOu fffnnn shit.

MyNameIsEarl says:

02/04/10 11:53AM

Any E.D commercials.....

, fucking hate them, actually all pharmaceutical commercials and their acronym BS "ask your doctor".....c'mon, their job is hard enough without some slap dick or dumb soccer mom requesting meds from a commercial....

MyNameIsEarl says:

03/19/10 02:03AM

The Census commercials are starting to piss me off...we're paying for those f'n things btw.......or those of us who pay taxes....

BlueAgave says:

03/28/10 04:51PM

I heard that, what a putz !

BDUBB says:

04/16/10 01:47AM

Those stupid Staples commercials where that annoying fuck keeps on yelling, WOW, THAT'S A LOW PRICE!! What the fuck was Staples thinking when they came out with this annoying fucking commercial.

D_Unit says:

12/18/10 11:40PM

Progressive insurance.

D_Unit says:

05/22/11 06:15PM

I've come to the conclusion that the marketing executives or tv commercials are all out of touch w/ the common man's sense of humor. Fucking idiots.

Thurow says:

03/05/11 01:01PM

We have a new front runner...

The Arby's "Good mood food" commercial

Man is that guy annoying.

Thurow says:

03/18/10 11:20PM

I'd like to punch the "Shrimp Blogger" from Taco Bell. Commercial is just freakin annoying to me.

ridgeway says:

02/04/10 11:59AM

didnt read back through everything so somebody may have mentioned it but that jerkoff in the free credit report.com commercials makes me pissed. as soon as he starts singing his shit songs i wanna break his neck.

Aki_Berg_Fan says:

03/19/10 09:18AM

The retard who plays 'cash man' for Oliver Jewelry is fucking brutal.

I'm pretty tolerant of commercials, but can't stand this douchebag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

MikeyFingers says:

03/19/10 12:06PM

Denis Leary and those goddam Ford commericials. Every 2 freakin minutes they popped up during a football game last year.

Yeah Man! I'm Denis Leary and I'm speaking for the everyday average Joe six pack blue collar worker...check out these rough and tough pickup trucks. Nevermind those fancy European sports they can't get it done on the construction site.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhEkVakVWFE

And fuck Howie Long's Chevy commercials too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJYpNTtrwU

Honorable mention for local New York---BRAD BENSON MUST DIE!!!

I think on a whole all car commericals fucking suck.

Daddy_Large says:

12/13/10 10:09PM

The subway "I've got pudding" commercials. where the grown ups talk in kids voices. Those make me want to break things.

This old salesgenie.com commercial also used to make me want to smash stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBLyIr3iTs I keep ranting about it and I can't stop.

MLBguru says:

02/04/10 12:01PM

freecreditreport.com is one of the worse no doubt.

I actually kind of enjoy the Geico commercials.

jsab says:

03/19/10 07:34AM

Anthing to do with Geico.Can't stand the voices or any characters.

guyhi says:

12/18/10 01:10AM

i hate all commercials,

Uconn34 says:

03/19/10 12:50PM

this might be a local commerical, but Buffalo Wild Wings and the 2 dudes saying "man i wish this game would never end" the other guys goes "yeah send it into overtime"....then the b-ball game goes to overtime. such a stupid commercial.

Uconn34 says:

03/18/10 11:54PM

WTF cant wait to show this to my friends...scalping prices, blowing up prices...this guys gotta be dead or out of business...punch a kitten or a dogim gona go watch it 5 more times.

Uconn34 says:

02/10/10 01:34AM

i knew this would be a great thread, so i didnt click on it until now......this one is the worst so far...

Uconn34 says:

02/10/10 01:47AM

punch myself in the fucking face

Uconn34 says:

02/10/10 01:49AM

its fun to say vehicular fatality

Uconn34 says:

02/10/10 01:41AM

by far the best commercials out

Uconn34 says:

03/20/10 01:00AM

i know thats why it pisses me off because they are apart of the fix and winning

Uconn34 says:

03/26/10 06:59PM

i dont know if radio commercials qualify but i heard this mcdonalds one 3x the past hour and im not sure if i like it or hate it

Give me that filet o fish gimme that fish

...guy says it with some stupid voice.....it makes me mad but i cant stop saying it!!!

TorontoJoey says:

03/27/10 05:32PM

eMatchup says:

03/28/10 04:26PM

Those commercials during march madness with the Australian dude are pretty funny. The one where he visits Dr. Dre in the studio and when he goes to dream works.

Ivan Brothers.

oakster says:

03/26/10 08:09PM

i can't stand the washed up celebs pushing dr.pepper. "trust me, i'm a doctor" is getting real old. "i've sold out out for money" is more accurate for the likes of gene simmons and dr.dre.

elsewhere says:

03/26/10 07:05PM

do i have to mention the last

"cappuchino,mochacino,etc cino..take a look at this"

danny's whatever commercial

the guy there just irritates me

elsewhere says:

06/11/10 02:23AM

Topic Up

Taco Bell-Chuck "Turrible" commercial,enough with that crap

The deodorant commercial that water comes out of guy s armpits

elsewhere says:

06/11/10 01:06PM

and which deodorant/odor commercial is that guy screaming block block clock

elsewhere says:

02/09/10 02:15AM

How about those 2 girls screaming "he went to jared"

elsewhere says:

02/05/10 06:10PM

Here's another one

Beer commercial,forgot the name of the brand

CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!

elsewhere says:

02/05/10 06:20PM

Same here

fuckin shitty retarded songs and i've met a girl that told me those commercials are cute and she sings along each time she hears the song

elsewhere says:

02/14/10 08:28PM

freecredit.com songs

and the website is not even free,thats another issue

elsewhere says:

03/18/10 10:38PM

adding the mcdonalds

bf/gf whatever shit they are singing songs,

"dont be stingy give me burger" crap

elsewhere says:

03/19/10 01:41PM

seems like those guys have the over

happens in reality with david stern and referees

elsewhere says:

12/15/10 07:17PM

yeah that 1800 vodka was on my black list too

as well as geico-it's too late stanley commercial

elsewhere says:

12/13/10 01:18PM

Ok some updates

I hate the fucking guy who is in a jean commercial "It makes my butt look good" "that's not my girlfriend"

He has such a punchable face

also those depression medicines/pills commercials,fucking same clichees in each one of them,walks with dogs,smiling like nerds

HP and Dr Dre

elsewhere says:

12/13/10 01:19PM

Oh you beat me to it

elsewhere says:

05/22/11 06:39PM

agreed,if they think "bar exam" and "so are you a lawyer" is funny,they should be shot

elsewhere says:

05/22/11 05:49PM

time to update folks

I want to severely injure the creators of coors light bar exam commercial

special mention to chipmunk mcdonalds retarded commercial

elsewhere says:

05/22/11 05:52PM

A few updates

Coors Light BAR EXAM

i want to severely injure those creators,ffs is that what they get paid for,advertisement agencies my ass

not to forget chipmonk mcdonalds one

elsewhere says:

03/21/11 02:16PM

That N-N-N-N-N NAPA KNOW HOW

Also Arby's Good Mood Food guy needs his ass to be kicked

Let's see what else,

Oh,"I am smart enough to pay 1$ for this burger..etc" bullshit of McDonalds

That light beer commercial with barmaids making fun of customers who are burned or wear weird underwear etc.

and what type of fuckin question is 'you want more taste or less taste'

iceman67 says:

03/20/11 09:50PM

ANY version of Napa Know How

iceman67 says:

02/24/11 03:50PM

I now have a new one that has vaulted it's way to #1 all-time worst commercial ever.

Have you seen this one about the high school hoop player who feels such overwhelming guilt about the ref making the wrong call "IN FAVOR" of his team, that he's fucking compelled to turn himself (and his teamates) in by confessing that on the previous play the ball was acutally touched last by him before it went out of bounds.

Talk about a blanket party waiting to explode on the bus ride home. What a joke,,, where does this end, why not just get rid of the refs and make it open gym (call your own fouls guys),,,

If you are at bat and you think the ump called a strike a ball, do you insist that it did indeed catch the inside corner and proceed back to the dugout with a guilt-free conscious and a smile on your face.

The audacity of this commercial just fn' makes me grind my teeth and clinch my fists, it's as if it was written by some pencil necked do gooders who were always last picked for teams and never ever have been involved in a competive situation. Pisses me off more than any commercial I've ever had to see.

iceman67 says:

02/24/11 06:58PM

Here's this ridiculous POS right here http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/106-Basketball

Values.com ----- HA, don't make me laugh, They'll never get any of my buisness now.

-29- says:

03/19/10 02:04AM

I've finally had all that I can take of that UPS guy and his whiteboard.

I find the post mortem Billy Mays Jupiter Jack commercial to be creepy and in poor taste.My favorite part is when he says,"No plugs,no wires,no hands." and then his phone rings and he reaches over and turns the jupiter jack on with his hand.

Speaking of creepy,does anyone else think that everybody in those Associated Tax Relief spots that air on ESPN is some kind of genetic mutant? The host bears an uncanny resemblance to this guy .

I-Got-5-On-It says:

03/18/10 10:46PM

this thread is still around

A couple of weeks ago someone started a thread about the commercial in post # 115

''Poor treatment at Gary's Mattress, I'd be verrrryyyy surprised''

I-Got-5-On-It says:

02/14/10 08:48PM

One of the worst commercials ever

So bad it's actually funny

bill1947 says:

06/11/10 05:27AM

progressive girl Flo rides the pink pony once in a while...

who ate the cookies from the cookie jar...

mcdonalds don't talk to me til I have my coffee...he needs a beat down....

and the asshole who sings about 99 boxes of cereal on the wall...kill him on sight....

Messier-11 says:

12/16/10 06:37PM

the new taco bell commercial with the two black guys trying to get this girl to dance with them. One guys dancing while the other has his hands under the other guys arms holding his tacos. This commercial couldn't be weirder

vanwilder21 says:

03/22/11 05:08PM

If I have to see one more Progressive Insurance commercial with that annoying black haired bitch, I'm gonna lose it!!!

TheBallDontLie says:

12/16/10 06:35PM

the one with the pig in the passenger seat and the NFL shop Saints commercial

ncsutodd1193 says:

04/16/10 12:43PM

I want to fucken murder that guy, my blood boils every time that commercial come on.

rickydee says:

02/06/10 01:49AM

This is the dumbest ever!

rickydee says:

02/06/10 01:50AM

here's the follow up

CanadaCup says:

03/27/10 10:23PM

The Geico Gecko commercials are getting lame.

Whalewatcher says:

06/12/10 05:43PM

office supply

"that's a low price!"

Whalewatcher says:

06/12/10 10:08PM

Really? I think it's hilarious!

Whalewatcher says:

03/06/11 05:03AM

That fuckin State Farms guys....................long hair!

Skipbone says:

02/25/11 07:25AM

Skipbone says:

03/27/10 04:13PM

Please let me kill that douche

gfinfla says:

03/21/11 03:39PM

[Quote: Originally Posted by iceman67] ANY version of Napa Know How [/Quote

i will never go in napa again, just because of this commercial

Amp says:

06/11/10 02:26PM

Every Corona commercial where the guy and girl are sitting on the beach motionless with unopened beer bottles. But if a hot guy or girls walks by and they turn to look, they get their beer shaken, or a lime squirted on them

eastbounddown says:

12/13/10 03:46PM

Axe body spray rather have a big dump in my pants than use that garbage

GolfNGrind says:

03/20/10 05:34AM

TACO BELL

"IS THAT GIRL WORKING, CAN YOU HOOK ME UP WITH THE DEAL"

Dexter83 says:

02/03/10 10:23AM

Most annoying commercial by far. I can tune out most, but the Progressive ... can't stand and I have to mute or change the channel.

potter36 says:

03/19/10 02:11AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRLYqP7ZoM

Everytime at the end of this when she "what are you doing". I keep hoping he'll say "minding my own business, why don't you. Better yet how about if I take this tire iron to that shit mutt of yours that keeps chewing up my shoes, and you can eat your damn yogurt while you watch me"

THA-GODROD says:

02/24/11 07:09PM

Well im relieved to see that im not the only person who gets enraged to the point that i wanna fight people simply by watching a commercial. Now that i know i dont need anger management, heres my "makes me wanna break shit around the house" commercial.

"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE"

Go ahead and keep pressing your luck by playing this commercial state farm. I hope you'll be able to sleep at night knowing your jingle finally pushed me to go on a murderous shooting rampage

misfit_aka says:

03/27/10 12:48AM

save time and say every commercial (their are but maybe 10 keepers), since their all based on lie/exaggeration or "FUD".

BWS77 says:

03/27/10 12:13AM

The douchebag in the McDonalds commercial "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee".....I'll give him his coffee....the whole pot splashed in his stupid face!

callmetim says:

06/13/10 02:36PM

Except for this one which was only aired once during a Super Bowl a few years back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FhjgxjAJxU

callmetim says:

12/13/10 01:41PM

Brett Favre - real. comfortable. jeans.

real. big. douchebag.

Jelax says:

03/27/10 07:59AM

I LOATHE this commercial. I change the channel or mute anytime it's ok.

madjacksucks says:

06/11/10 10:41PM

ALL!!!!!!!!

madjacksucks says:

06/11/10 10:42PM

especially the caveman ones, PUKEEEEEEEEEEEE

Frnke4Finger says:

03/05/11 02:44PM

The one on right now that I just cannot stand is the 5-hour energy commercial. The "alpha" male at his house can't have coffee because its not qucik and easy, so he downs five hour energy, looks at the bottle and says "that was wuick and easy" and proceeds to sit down and read the paper. WTF you need to be in a hurry to sit on your ass and read the paper?

bigdipper says:

06/11/10 05:42PM

~Any of those MAC computer commercials. I'm not a fan of that guy.

jamesxnj says:

02/24/11 07:35PM

I like to see Mr Mayhem meet Flo.In the parking lot.

dendogg55 says:

02/24/11 06:10PM

ALL!!!!!!

ChOdaZ says:

03/05/11 01:42PM

Well Said, I hate that commercial with a passion. I would rather start my car on fire than donate it to those annoying dicks.

ChOdaZ says:

03/06/11 07:32PM

not as stupid as the one where the fake the weather so everyone stays

ChOdaZ says:

03/22/11 04:10PM

add the radio commercial for mcdonalds fillet-o-fish where the pirate and his bird want one because of the t-aaaaarrrrrrrrr-ter sauce.

DHass22 says:

03/21/11 10:32PM

Any car commercial (especially Toyota) that shows a busy showroom floor. Like you've ever walked into a dealership and it's teeming with customers everywhere.

AUandGBfan says:

02/24/11 09:16PM

THE NEW SLEW OF MILLER LITE COMMERCIALS ARE FUCKING ATROCIOUS. they only good things are the hotties, but they completely ruin it making them say these put downs

score still 21-32? who the fuck says that? bring back the doctor from scrubs. or the ones where they imitate dating sites

CountNo_Account says:

05/22/11 06:45PM

Hillshire Farms

jackdfan says:

08/20/11 06:56PM

The Farmers commercial with the "automothome"

That's the boat with wheels that has a house on it. At the end of the commercial, a helicopter blade pops out of the roof and starts up.

Where is this thing going? Up? It's inside a building!

elsewhere says:

08/20/11 05:58PM

Capital One venture card the last ones get annoying since they show it ten times in minutes

1-800-steamer

miller lite "unmanly" commercials,as if real men drink that horse piss beer

on a side note,fruit of the loom commercial rwith those riding horses is cool

iceman67 says:

08/20/11 07:08PM

canovsp---- I couldn't agree more,,, here's my thoughts on that POS, the more I see it the more I hate everything about it,,,, what kind of coach would let that fly, even the thought of the ref reversing the call sets me off,

canovsp says:

08/20/11 06:54PM

Didn't read all of the posts so I do not know if it has been listed:

The high school basketball game where the kid admits the ball went off of him instead of the opposing team. Are you F*****G kidding me. Even if, and that's a big "IF", a player admitted that, the ref wouldn't reverse his call, especially after a TO.

To do a more realistic commercial on honesty they should have filmed it in DC. You know, maybe a congressman sending naked photos of himself via Twitter. First denying it then telling the truth.

djcbulls23 says:

05/22/11 06:50PM

very entertaining thread.. i was having a similar discussion the other day saying how awful 95% of commercials are these days. I'm convinced the main purpose of most commercials is just to make us remember what the commercial is for.. personally, the worse the commercial is, the more likely I remember what the product/service is for.

I agree how all the McDonalds commercials are awful, beer commercials have gone downhill.
special mention to all the Lowe's commercials (with the chick saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey") , all Esurance commercials, and especially the Geico commericals (getting very tired hearing that stupid gekko lizard's accent

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