I've slept with roughly 125 chicks over the last 11 years.  Not ONCE have I ever rejected a slut.

Last Saturday night out clubbin all night with my boys, we ended up chillin at Jersey's Club Abyss.  We hit the DF most of the night, grindin with the biggest sluts in the club.

Then it happened - some ugly beast of a woman wraps her arm around me from behind, grabs my balls and whispers in my ear 'your coming back to my place tonight'.

My first thought was 'it's on' - until I circled around and met her face to face.  In front of my eyes was easily Jersey's ugliest club chick, primed and ready for a tongue wrestling match.  This girl had a horse face on a good day.  They should have flat out rejected her at the front door, before her toes even hit the dance floor.

Completely not prepared for rejection, I had to come up with a quick excuse...the only thing I could think of was 'sorry, I have a girlfriend'.  LOL   She replies with "don't worry about your girlfriend tonight".   I awkwardly scrambled off the dance floor, finished my beer, and told the boyz were hittin another club.

Never in my life had I rejected a drunk skank before.

Has any other single guy out there EVER rejected a drunk chick?   I'm seriously curious about that one. My crew have been razzing me all week.

Maybe i'm just getting older and wiser? I should book an appt with a shrink to find the meaning behind this.  haha

FnS