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My FB sleeps with both her eyes open

By fartnsniff | View all Posts
Posted Saturday, July 19, 2008 02:47 PM   14 comments
This is weird - but apparently it's common.
 
I had no idea until the other night when I woke up in the early morning hours.  I opened my eyes to roll out of bed and my fuck buddy was lying there with her eyes wide open, peering over my head towards the wall.  
 
I asked her what the hell she was looking at - and got no response.  I then asked her how long she was awake - and got no response.   It freaked the shit out of me.....I then shook her, thinking she was either dead, or asleep.
 
Turns out this "disorder" is rampant throughout her family.   Her brother, father, Aunt, grandmother all sleep with their eyes open.  LOL
 
Fucking freaky.   Anyone else sleep like that?  


FnS
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captaincredit says:
07/19/08 03:21PM
fart - quit hanging out at the morgue.

Get back in the club & step your game up!
cmo1037 says:
07/19/08 03:27PM
dude, blow-up dolls can't close their eyes
ad1260 says:
07/19/08 05:39PM
ApacheM says:
07/19/08 05:53PM
Chevyguy24 says:
07/19/08 08:40PM
reppendayay says:
07/19/08 08:52PM
another classic fns thread
chillery says:
07/19/08 11:16PM
Either you didn't satisfy her, or it was that "Dutch Oven" you gave her before she went to sleep.
Gene024 says:
07/20/08 12:43AM
Im going to hate to be you when that dumbass boyfriend of hers does find out...... post the pictures of the aftermath
3BallBomber says:
07/20/08 12:47AM
this thread is useless without pictures
PocketJacks says:
07/20/08 05:59PM
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought that FB stood for "former boyfriend", glad to see it actually stood for "fuck buddy".......but, then again, buddy could mean.....nah, you don't pole vault, do you?   
Chevyguy24 says:
07/20/08 09:00PM
I thought it meant full back til i read a little deeper into it.
husker6974 says:
07/20/08 09:53PM
Why are you sleeping with you full back anyway?
GGLeaf055 says:
07/21/08 03:33PM
..... Thats kinda wierd.. Eat some Nacho Cheese Dorritos then lick her eye balls to see if she will close them...
TheJonner says:
07/21/08 04:52PM
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