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T.O. is the NFL's version of a attractive woman with warts

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Posted Monday, March 09, 2009 01:25 PM   10 comments
I can't help but notice that T.O. is just like a hot skank with the clap that goes untreated.  The NFL teams are the guys who get with her and get infected.  There instantly attracted to her, and then when it comes time to take the field/hit the sac they are blown away by what he/she can do.  However, then you start to realize she is a complete bitch, but you deal with it because of her performance in the sac.  Then eventually, you realize you have an infectous disease that you got from her, and thats when you cut ties.  Then the guy spreads the word about how she has the clap but also mentions how great she was in the sac.  The the girl says she has been treated and is good to go, only to find out that she hasn't and the same thing will happen again to the next guy.
The bills are the next guy.
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mcthatch37 says:
03/10/09 09:03PM
jsab says:
03/10/09 10:43PM
Interesting analogy.
chillery says:
03/11/09 12:26AM
So if Ralph Wilson injects a shot in of penicillin in T.O.'s ass before each game, then he should be alright?
chillery says:
03/11/09 12:29AM
So if Ralph Wilson injects a shot in of penicillin in T.O.'s ass before each game, then he should be alright?
bookieassassin says:
03/11/09 01:16PM
speaking from experience scho ?....HOT skank with clap ?
now he's more like aging stripper with the HERP....good for awhile....then BOOM > you're F'ed
best to pass on that action ....or use titanium rubber....in form of tough ass coach
Springtop says:
03/12/09 10:54AM
2 Funny
Megamaniak says:
03/12/09 11:20AM
The Bills will be at the local clinic in no time.... are you BURNING?

 

scho525 says:
03/13/09 11:38AM
the only difference is now he doesnt even go down on ya (drops too many balls), and he just lays there instead of rides the shit out of you (cant beat the press and lost a step)
scho525 says:
03/13/09 11:42AM
fyi...im an aspiring stand-up comedian in the rochester area who happens to be a bills fan, this is an original piece of work and i plan on using it when i do my first open mic night at the end of the month, seems like it has some potential
midnight_toker says:
03/18/09 02:41AM



funnay that you use HE, where earlier you used She/Her




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