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Sexiest Canadian sportscasters: Gaillard vs. Beirness

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Posted Tuesday, July 12, 2011 03:51 PM   33 comments
The DG continues his sexiest Canadian sportscaster bracket this week with a matchup between one of the OGs of Canadian female anchors and the new kid on the block.

Martine vs. Beirness


Martine Gaillard

Martine "the kitchen queen" Gaillard is 40 years old and is a prairie girl, born in Melfort, Saskatchewan.
 
She began her career as an anchor on the Weather Network, but due to her great looks and dirty blond hair the temperature wasn’t the only thing rising when I tuned in for a long range forecast.
 
A lust for sports and her Vanna White beauty enabled her to take the Score Network’s virginity when she became the first female broadcaster in their history before moving over to Sportsnet for a better paycheck.
 
She is currently married to Ed Richardson, the head contractor on ‘W’ Network's Love It or List It and spends most of her time with him pursuing her passion for cooking. Unfortunately she clearly has a passion for consuming those creations.

Let’s just say the camera adds 20 pounds in Martine’s case as of late.

Kate Beirness

Kate "the baroness" Beirness is 27 years old and was born in Port Perry, Ontario.
 
She was a superstar high school basketball player, but any hope of competing on the CIS level was dashed when she devastated her ACL during a game of naked twister after the prom.  
 
Kate has rebounded from that terrible tragedy and focused on reporting sports instead of playing them. Her long, flowing locks and low end Lieghton Meester characteristics captivate me every time she’s on the Desk.

When the news gets delivered from Kate’s cute joker-like mouth, my thoughts quickly turn impure. Luckily, I can always depend on a commercial break to snap me out of my deviant thoughts.

Even though she is a little pale and has an annoying voice, her superior grasp of sports and overall sex appeal make her a star. Plus she can juggle. That’s impressive.


Liked this? See how the showdown went last week between Jennifer Hedger and Renee Paquette.
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skippytheblade says:
07/12/11 04:29PM
Beirness... no brainer here.

The final four of this competition should compete in a naked twister event.

andarmac99 says:
07/12/11 04:40PM
Kate in a landslide.

Martine is done.
Bopper09 says:
07/12/11 05:33PM
Nobody compares to Jennifer Hedger. Especially when I found her on youtube kissing another girl
NorthBayJay says:
07/12/11 06:49PM
Beirness now, maybe Gaillard 5 years ago
FreddyConnors says:
07/12/11 08:25PM
Gaillard is a definite Cougar, but I heard through the grapevine that she has a back yard that rivals any Eaton Estate in the Bridal Path, must be the Friday nites watching Guy Fieri and Drive Ins, Diners & Dives. Give the nod to the youngster here, but she's gonna be in tough in the later rounds I say. Grab em.
WILLYDEE says:
07/12/11 08:28PM
Kate is boneriffic!!!!
the_DG says:
07/12/11 09:05PM
I must admit im smitten with bierness..hard to believe that 30 years old is over the hill in this contest..but seriously..hedger and gaillard are like the betamax compared to paquette and kate..the baroness handeled herself quite well in that interview i might add
DDH420 says:
07/12/11 10:03PM
Kate on face and build all day DG. Another girl from TSN is nice nice too but this Jennifer does look like she may need to trim her Hedge-er if ya catch my drift,it may be where they're hiding Gino Reda's moustache. And hey honourable mention to Sara Orlesky,especially since she touched up her grill a bit last year. I gladly make her my next ex-wife.
timbaland99 says:
07/13/11 03:18AM
I really think that Natasha staniwieski is above both of these girls
timbaland99 says:
07/13/11 03:20AM
but I have to say that between these two, Kate has my vote by a longshot
BillyO says:
07/13/11 07:34AM
kate
the_DG says:
07/13/11 08:06AM
yes boys..your right..tsn has a couple of other smoking hot chicks..as i mentioned before..i have chosen 12 ..so we are going to have 6 rounds of head to head batlles..i also love orlesky and natasha..they will be coming up soon and face some stiff competition
Jon_Campbell says:
07/13/11 08:16AM
I have to go against the grain here and go with Martine. Her, um, upper body is probably the best in Canadian sportscasting and Beirness is a giant. She's gotta be pushing over six feet. Attractive, but just not my bag.
DDH420 says:
07/13/11 03:46PM
Now you're talking DG........Orlesky is great ex-wife material. Love to divorce her and give her half my stuff after a year or two.
DDH420 says:
07/13/11 03:53PM
Not sure if anyone remembers her but Sarah Meehan is also a beauty. She dressed as Palin for Halloween one year and looked brilliant. Her co-host Richard Garner made a few comments about how great she looked and Cam Stewart took out a yellow flag,threw it on the table and yelled "CHALLENGE FLAG on sexual harassment" and I almost fell outta my chair. Oh and they had Mean Gene Okerlund on one day and he says to her "My aren't you quite the little tomato ??" lololol Guess Mean Gene still has a lil ink in the ole fountain pen.
rhgraham says:
07/13/11 09:21PM
watch the score race night Laura Dykin?
kamahsutra says:
07/13/11 11:57PM
The Baroness FTW hands down (and other motions). Martine was on an episode of Love It or List It where she is not hidden behind a desk, and her rump roast was definitely getting supersized.

BTW, watching two chicks kissing is the friggin most overrated shit IMO. It's like sitting at the bus shelter and watching two Lambos race by, unless you're in one them, who the f@ck cares. If they're 2 below average chicks, do you care if 2 Ladas drove by you?

the_DG says:
07/14/11 02:22AM
yeah - laura diakun is one of my 12 fialists..as for that episode of love it or list it..i saw it..and her husband was a total plug..what a boring miserable muppet...and you could tell he was sick of martines fat arse..he wanted to keep the old house and do all the renovations and martine said if that happened she wouldnt see him all summer and he looked at her basically like yeah that sounds good
mwhit82 says:
07/14/11 05:19AM
Is this even a question

I want the old washed up ugly chick

Kate's voice seems pretty fucking annoying tho, damn I only hope you canucks move south to enjoy some better pussy
OnlyGod says:
07/14/11 06:10AM
Kate all day I heard she is much prettier in person.
georugby says:
07/14/11 08:17AM
Kate! 
the_DG says:
07/14/11 09:22AM
hey mwhite82..bierness gives me norweigien wood!!!!!!!
ValueforRent says:
07/14/11 10:03AM
That new chick Natasha on TSN smokes both of these chicks easily.  Damn she is fine.




DDH420 says:
07/14/11 12:48PM
RHGRAHAM gotta say I'd love to see Laura Dykin-out for sure. And DG speaking of Norwegian wood Orlesky is as Nordic as they get. Think she'd be in my final 4.
John_Drama says:
07/14/11 12:51PM
Neither
Gaulstone78 says:
07/14/11 06:28PM
What about Evanka Osmak? Beirness and laura dykin and sarah orlesky also rock. I loved martine 10 yrs ago.
Gaulstone78 says:
07/14/11 06:29PM
nevermind osmak is from jersey
zoocorp says:
07/15/11 08:08PM
DG you weren't kidding about the voice- OMG.

Reminds me of the 1st time we heard Kathy Ireland and her shreik and she was about 1 million times hotter.

The Baronness seems cool but might go with the long in the tooth cook if push comes to shove.

jerseyjohnny77 says:
07/17/11 09:50AM
osmack wire to wire!
MMArmaggedon says:
03/16/12 11:07PM

This isn't a contest.  Martine, hands down.Truth is TSN hasn't had a decent female anchor since Lisa Hillary left.  Beirness' voice is annoying and her skin complexion BLINDS me girl is in desperate need of the tanning salon.

Sara Orlesky ain't bad looking, but she's a field reporter/correspondent, not an anchor.  Jennifer Hedger has her moments too.

 

HockeyTeeth says:
03/16/12 11:55PM
Both dogs, pretty sure KB  is lez, voice is deeper than most men. Cdn sportcasters are hard to watch, too much with the homer crap. Just saw TSN big news OTT first in division, conveniently forgot to mention Bruins have two gms in hand. CBC/TSN were brutal in finals last yr.

Biggest vagina in Cdn sportcasting > Ron McLean
mtbaker says:
03/17/12 08:50PM

completely agree lol

mr_bollox says:
03/17/12 08:52PM
wouldnt run across hot coals to see either 
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