Summer has arrived and millions of beautiful women are soaking up the
sun at beaches and parks. These beauties are out frolicking along
sidewalks and taking aimless walks in skimpy dresses and heavy makeup.
It’s a wonderful time of year for the average man to enjoy the scenery, but gamblers and sports freaks are far from average.
don’t care if it’s a bright sunny day. If we have action on an
afternoon game, we grab the extension cord and put the TV on the back
deck - the only chance we have of seeing a woman is if the pizza
delivery driver happens to be a female.
So as a tribute to all
my boys who are sacrificing the panoramic views of summer for the love
of the game, I offer you the hottest women of Canadian sports
I have chosen 12 of what I believe to be the
finest women in the industry and will be facing them off against each
other over the next week or two, and with your help we will crown one
of these anchors the queen.
So starting with these two lovely ladies please answer me one simple question...WHO IS THE BETTER MOUTHPIECE?
Check out the other first-round matchups: Hedger vs. Paquette and Gaillard vs. BeirnessRound 1 matchup: Sara Orlesky vs. Laura DiakunSara "The Meat Gazer" Orlesky
Birth year: 1980
Born: Winnipeg, Manitoba
Sara is a consummate professional who has the type of innocent beauty that can attract stalkers of all shapes, sizes and sanity levels. Her beautiful blonde hair and model-like facial features remind me of a shorter version of Howard Stern's wife, Beth Ostrosky.
She started at TSN in 2008 and specialized in CFL coverage. She is a permanent fixture in the locker room after the games, performing her postgame wrap-ups. Needless to say, Sara has had her fair share of "any given Sunday" moments while waiting outside the showers with her microphone.
But with a body like hers, she is obviously no stranger to male genitalia.Laura "Sputnik" Diakun
Birthdate: Unknown. Upper 20s?
Born: Toronto, Ontario
Laura is an ambitious up-and-comer who has worked at The Score network since 2004. Her stunning sex appeal is enough to stop even the chronic channel surfer dead his tracks.
Although she may look like a brainwashed Russian mail order bride, don't let her emotionless, cold, blank stare fool you. She is a fountain of sports knowledge.
When she's not in front of the camera we can find her behind the microphone. She has been blessed with a sultry voice that would make any phone sex operator green with envy, which she uses to host an all-female sports show on satellite radio.So, who advances to the next round: Orlesky or Diakun?