Is it ok to blast other chicks when your wife’s vagina is on the disabled list?

I’m not talking about when you’re on the road or when she’s out of town: that’s a completely different animal. That’s a matter of proximity. Her vagina is still in working order - it’s simply not in the area code.

What I’m talking about is those few months after childbirth, or if it’s out of commission for a few days for some type of annual oil change.

You’re still present for all aspects of the relationship on a daily basis. The only difference is she suddenly and temporarily shares the anatomy of a Barbie doll or a Lego woman.

Would it be so absurd for her to slide us a $100 dollar bill, kiss us on the cheek, and tell us to go down to the rub and tug for an hour?

Well apparently it is. And in the world of brothels and escorts Tiger Woods is clearly the tenant, not the landlord.

Stevie Williams was fired yesterday by Tiger after 13 years of loyal service to his master.

Tiger has been on the disabled list due to physical, emotional and public injuries, but Stevie Williams has hooked the bag of Adam Scott for the last three events.

The first time your wife cheats on you it’s easy for a guy to let it slide. We can simply say to ourselves: "Now we’re even for the 1990s."

The second time she cheats, we can rationalize it as:."OK, I deserved that after what I did with your sister in Cancun."

But after the third time, there is absolutely no way to overlook it.

Stevie has made his fortune off Tiger. He never has to work again. This man has a family and businesses he could be keeping busy with. He doesn’t need to be gallivanting around the fairways with a young stud like Adam Scott.

Stevie disrespected Tiger by holding the hand of another lover in public while his primary caregiver was on the disabled list and he deserves his fate.