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Response to the "FRAUDS" thread, the truth shall set you free

By woolyfsu | View all Posts
Posted Thursday, February 05, 2009 02:58 AM   6 comments
Well everybody, it looks like someone finally figured us out. I don't know what to do or say, so I'm going to come clean. 2daBank has accused people on the site of being in the pockets or certain books/marketing companies and has been very critical of certain handicappers and their ability. And its that eye-opening assertion that leads me to spill the beans...
I am guilty as charged with my one post today on this and the NBA forum that both went like 6-5 or something shitty, probably cause of the system that I use: you see, i start by building a track like the ones used in pinewood derby races with four lanes. Then I take either mice (college) or hamsters (pro) and line them up in each lane (i tried squirrels but those bastards bite and jump like hell). Once they are ready to go, i put the fav, dog, over, and under for a certain game i am "capping" at the end of each lane. Once in place, I put either Steely Dan (mice) or Air Supply (hamsters) on the radio, they seem to like it, and release the gates. Which ever rodent gets to the end first in their respective category is the bet I make and post. I know this sounds incredibly time consuming, but its really only like 8 hours a day and it refreshing knowing that I'm helping others, plus I get to listen to some smooth jams...
 
so the moral of the story is this: its just as ridiculous and stupid to post a thread whinning about cappers or bad picks. I'm still new to this site and I am in no way a "baller". I bet what I can afford for fun and I come on this site for fun, and I'd be willing to bet that I'm not alone. You can tail people, fade people, or put rodents in a fucking pinewood derby racetrack, but the moral of the story is its called GAMBLING. I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I appreciate everyone out there who takes the time to make this site what it is: A DAMN FUN TIME!!!
 
P.S. I still only have three friends...
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flip1 says:
02/05/09 03:06AM
hilari-fuckin-us!!!!

 

top notch imagination...

 

sounds like my strategy of letting the females at my job give me my picks based on :

1) teams colors and coordination of colors

2) mascot powers (i.e. a tiger beats a hawk, a 49er beats a golden gopher, etc...)

3) who has cooler sounding names on their team

4) who their mom would like them to date

5) the collective IQ average versus collective GPAs

 

the list goes on and on...

 

that thread was/is such a joke...

 

from a rook (me)

"i may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST night"

 

p.s. tomorrow i picking the pepsquad of one school over the other and betting totals based on roman numerals.... go figure that one out

flip1 says:
02/05/09 03:08AM
u should let ur mice/rats listen to Rush or even Pat Bennatar(sp)... very accurate
woolyfsu says:
02/05/09 03:13AM
Iflip- like your style. One of my dumb-ass non-sports watching friends in college won like four grand one football season simply by mascot betting, aka "a bengal would beat a dolphin out of water". To add insult to injury he was already loaded.

 

As per Rush and Pat, In my experience they are intimidated by the loud heavy noises, even when I explained that neil pert was the best drummer of all time, they still didnt go for it

flip1 says:
02/05/09 03:21AM
lol...

 

game recognize game, u got it down...

 

i once knew a girl who picked an entire NCAA tourney based on team colors and cuddley mascots... u guessed it, she beat every1...

 

kickass avitar btw...

 

 out...

johnnyflynn says:
02/05/09 04:01AM
jabroni says:
02/05/09 07:36AM
that was hilarious! well done!
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