JUST A CLUELESS CLUELESS FUCK
First off let me say Im not claiming myself to be the worlds greatest handicapper, in fact Im far from it. I used to study lines and games till I was blue in the face and now I spend that energy on poker instead but thats not the point so whatevv
My point is after being on the is site off and on for years there are a few "stereotypes" we can make about posters that can pretty much, with 99% accuracy, immediately notify us that were dealing with a total square, an 18yr old kid who just discovered covers and is gonna show the world how to win, or just some clueless moron who thinks he's the worlds greatest capper.
Here are my few "key" words and phrases that I feel identify these guys :
#1) LOCK - the obvious century old one. You can pretty much write off a guy as far as anything credible if he calls ANY game a LOCK. Its just completely ridiculous and just shows the immaturity, inexperience, and naivety of someone who thinks "this game CANT lose"
#2) SPORTS INVESTING - Whenever someone refers to their "plan" or their screename uses the words "sports investing" you know youre either dealing with a tout or some newb that thinks he has an edge on the bookies by simply "picking winners." Whenever I see a person screenname with "Investing" in the title its an auto dont-read
#3) - WHO HERE SHOULD I TAIL GUYS? - Maybe even the worst, at least the first two guys have the confidence to go down in flames on their own. These guys who wanna tail are literally ready to throw their money down on a game that some random stranger picked, how nuts is that!!! Also, I love the HUGE sample sizes these guys have as proof theyre winners too. Dont know how many posts I see of guys that are like 9-5 on the season and three guys responding "wow youre a good capper, will start tailing." Its like are you fucking serious, a 14 game sample and youre gonna start tailing this guy?? Just gullible fools thinking theyres some magic potion or some world class capper out there and they just havent found him/it yet
Here's a few to get started. PLEASE add your own ones as you think of too
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I tracked this system last year using the good ol "turnovers=turnaround" system and it went either 3-1-1 or 4-1-1 so Im gonna post them here this year so I have them tracked and also because I think this is a pretty descent little thing, even though its just a few bets/year. This year there are 9 games that fit the criteria. I am not betting these, just posting
Green Bay UNDER 9.5 (+133) - wish this was 10 at worse juice but oh well
Eagles UNDER 8.5 (-130) - Theres an 8 at +132 but thats a key number in this spot IMO
Saints UNDER 10.5 (-139)
Ravens UNDER 10 (+119)
Lions OVER 5 (-144)
Rams OVER 5 (+130)
Raiders OVER 6 (-114) - seems to be a crowd favorite
Browns OVER 5.5 (+110) - my least favorite
Redskins - OVER 7.5 (+105) - My favorite
For what its worth the GB, PHI, and DET picks are somewhat stronger than the rest on the #s basis but they all qualify. Some of those are big juice but some are big +s too, avgs out to -103 per game approx if that matters. Not to sound like every degen but I really believe 6 of these will hit, and at least 5 but of course only time will tell.