I gots to get paid, so goddammit, I'm Nick Goings to get paid!!!!
1)
Colts win: Minny has worst pass offense and pass defence in the league.
Saints win: Not a good road team on grass, missing Colston, but Washington is poo.
Broncos win: The McRoyal Cutlet combo looks lethal, Rivers does not, which means there will be no Merry men in SD.
Buff ATS + Win: The Billssssssssssssss, make me wanna shout, pull my pants down and shout. Jax played like Exlax, and will do the same against tough Bills D.
Jets Win: Tired of being called Mangina by Bill all those years, The Boy Genius exacts revenge the only way he can, with Brady out of the game.
2)
Falcons ATS, upset Win: If MTO (Michael Turner Overdrive) can keep running, they can squeak out a close one.
49ers ATS, upset Win: Gore is the best player in a game of faeces vs. faeces.
3)
Chiefs Win: $line. Both can run, neither can throw, Chiefs have better D and home field.
Bengals Win: Kerry "Tom" Collins is drinking again, Palmer is sober.
Houston and Pittsburgh bought down to -3: I have no faith in Crazy Joe Flacco and Houston can score. Pitt looks good this year, Cleveland looks average.