I've slept with roughly 125 chicks over the last 11 years. Not ONCE have I ever rejected a slut.
Last Saturday night out clubbin all night with my boys, we ended up chillin at Jersey's Club Abyss. We hit the DF most of the night, grindin with the biggest sluts in the club.
Then it happened - some ugly beast of a woman wraps her arm around me from behind, grabs my balls and whispers in my ear 'your coming back to my place tonight'.
My first thought was 'it's on' - until I circled around and met her face to face. In front of my eyes was easily Jersey's ugliest club chick, primed and ready for a tongue wrestling match. This girl had a horse face on a good day. They should have flat out rejected her at the front door, before her toes even hit the dance floor.
Completely not prepared for rejection, I had to come up with a quick excuse...the only thing I could think of was 'sorry, I have a girlfriend'. LOL She replies with "don't worry about your girlfriend tonight". I awkwardly scrambled off the dance floor, finished my beer, and told the boyz were hittin another club.
Never in my life had I rejected a drunk skank before.
Has any other single guy out there EVER rejected a drunk chick? I'm seriously curious about that one. My crew have been razzing me all week.
Maybe i'm just getting older and wiser? I should book an appt with a shrink to find the meaning behind this. haha
This is weird - but apparently it's common.
I had no idea until the other night when I woke up in the early morning
hours. I opened my eyes to roll out of bed and my fuck buddy was lying there with her
eyes wide open, peering over my head towards the wall.
I asked her what the hell she was looking at - and got no response. I then
asked her how long she was awake - and got no response. It freaked the shit
out of me.....I then shook her, thinking she was either dead, or
Turns out this "disorder" is rampant throughout her family. Her brother,
father, Aunt, grandmother all sleep with their eyes open. LOL
Fucking freaky. Anyone else sleep like that?
I have it narrowed down to these three they'll do for me. I need to pick one this week.
Which one do you like the best?
This is my first tattoo....anything I should be warned about?
I've got heavy action on this one.
Take the Over 202 in the Sac/Hou game tonight and you'll be laughing all the way to the closest strip club you can find.
Man, i've been waiting for this release for a long time.
Tha Carter III is Lil Wayne's first solo album since the release of Tha Carter II in 2005. The release of his first single off the album, "Lollipop," featuring Static hit the airwaves a couple weeks ago.
CD is in stores May 13th...check this one out, gonna be slammin.