This one's about the main event at UFC 104, specifically my satirical reasoning for why the judges came to the decision they did. It's a bit silly, but I think that's appropriate considering all the hubub around that match.
It has been well documented that extreme psychological stress and anxiety can have adverse physical effects. In some cases, such mental anguish can cause temporary blindness and incontinence, with symptoms lasting from minutes to hours. Patient observation suggests that these serious medical conditions simultaneously struck all three judges scoring the main event for
UFC 104 on October 24th 2009.
Close analysis of the fight between
Marucio “Shogun” Rua and
Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida will reveal two very important facts that call the official decision into question. First, midway through the fight fans began inexplicably booing for about ten seconds, despite relatively no change in the amount of action before and after. This suggests that something foul and unpleasant briefly afflicted the audience in the third round—evidence that the judges were suffering from one of the aforementioned symptoms, colloquially referred to as “shitting your pants.” The crowd was not booing the fighters, who were dutifully engaged in a light sparring session, but rather the stench wafting up from the officials.
http://www.fighting-mma.com/articles/2009/what-really-happened-at-ufc-104.php
I think this UFc os hte event where the betting dogs take it
If there is a mixed martial arts fighter that gets no respect it is
Chael Sonnen (34-10). When this fight was first announced I thought the
UFC betting lines would open up with him as the betting favorite. I was shocked when the UFC betting lines opened and was even more shocked to fight out that the
sportsbook lines for the underdog are so wide in favor of
Yushin "Thunder" Okami (27-4).
The first round will be a write off as Okami will come out slow as he normally does. Sonnen will get the decision in the fight round. In the second round Sonnen will get the takedown points and win the battle on the ground. He will also get the decision for the second round. In the third round Okami will start to control of the fight. He will win the third round but it will be too late.
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The current UFC champions are the most fearsome of all time. Never has it been more difficult to win a title-fight in any weight division. But no one stays at the top forever, so now is a great time to start guessing who will be the first to fall.
I think either Brock or Machida will loss their titles first
-250 is a little to steep to wager on but I like to wager on a prop bet for this fight to go the distance. Griffin will out pressure Franca and beat him down in every round but Franca does have the skill to survive. The best bet to make is to parlay the moneyline and take the prop bet to maximize the a better payout.